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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1050 on: April 23, 2018, 02:35:26 PM »
potating is an excellent thing to do and should be encouraged. Not to be confused with pot-hating, though. Never do that.

If I turned into a seagull would I get any cool abilities or powers? Or would I just be able to do lame things like fly and make stupid, excessively loud noises?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1051 on: April 23, 2018, 02:51:45 PM »
You get the superpower of always knowing when someone opens a bag of crisps and the ability to immediatly teleport to that place and bug said person... People now hate you.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1052 on: April 23, 2018, 03:19:23 PM »
You are home, you've been home for years.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1053 on: April 23, 2018, 03:21:43 PM »
You probably ate them...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1054 on: April 23, 2018, 03:25:31 PM »
Close, but in reality it might be hell, I don't know, you'd better ask the comforter gods.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1055 on: April 24, 2018, 01:05:03 PM »
It's the flying spaghetti monster having a nap.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1056 on: April 24, 2018, 01:10:11 PM »
Because nothing makes sense anymore....

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1057 on: April 26, 2018, 12:15:40 PM »
They had to change it after people started finding it too scary to say they were taking their RAR! for a drive

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1058 on: April 26, 2018, 05:32:55 PM »
Certainly not, mars worms are quite a different species and they will be quite offended if you equate them with anything from that "inferior planet called Earth"...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1059 on: April 27, 2018, 09:44:20 PM »
No, but it does mean that you can't do any of the histories on the second Sunday of each month.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1060 on: April 28, 2018, 07:02:01 AM »
Not that much. Probably about a quarnth every Soptin

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1061 on: April 28, 2018, 09:16:06 AM »
Only in their nightmares.

Why isn't cheese more SONIC?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1062 on: April 28, 2018, 10:25:14 AM »
Because if it were, it would scream in pain, which would traumatise us all for eating it and that would be a pity, because cheese is delicious...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1063 on: May 01, 2018, 07:05:44 AM »
Because you HAVE gotten up. It's all perspective, or something.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1064 on: June 05, 2018, 10:01:39 PM »
Mmmm?Mmmm good.

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