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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1035 on: April 21, 2018, 11:34:16 PM »
That wasn't very stupid of an answer lol

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1036 on: April 21, 2018, 11:50:26 PM »
I do what I want.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1037 on: April 21, 2018, 11:52:15 PM »
The night magicians are keeping you awake with their loud and explosive dia- well you get the picture.

What's all this mess then?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1038 on: April 22, 2018, 04:50:17 AM »
Fun. Obviously.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1039 on: April 22, 2018, 12:42:52 PM »
Because gnomes.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1040 on: April 22, 2018, 04:33:37 PM »
Sure, here's a knife, feel free to shakespeare away...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1041 on: April 22, 2018, 05:04:42 PM »
Because they are made from stuffing (the bread kind).

Why is it so hard to kill the dinosaur thing?


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1042 on: April 22, 2018, 05:44:17 PM »
It's not that hard... I'm pretty sure a meteor should prove effective.. .

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1043 on: April 23, 2018, 10:19:26 AM »
So dragons have something to climb on :)

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1044 on: April 23, 2018, 10:34:04 AM »
To show you that they are still there...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1045 on: April 23, 2018, 01:40:05 PM »
Everything all the time.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1046 on: April 23, 2018, 01:47:33 PM »
I'll ask Godzilla and King Kong, they ought to have time...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1047 on: April 23, 2018, 01:51:28 PM »
The hamster wheel in your head is squeaky and keeps you up at night.

Who stole my motivation?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1048 on: April 23, 2018, 02:11:11 PM »
I did, but I have misplaced it, so you can't have it back...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1049 on: April 23, 2018, 02:26:14 PM »
It is the center of pain receptors.

Is potating a good thing to do?