Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[comrade_general]

That wasn't very stupid of an answer lol

There is no life there is only Zuul.

How many pancakes can the average man fit in his nostrils?

[Caradìlis]

I do what I want.

Not a single one, he shall die beforte they touch his nose...

Why can't I sleep?

[comrade_general]

The night magicians are keeping you awake with their loud and explosive dia- well you get the picture.

What's all this mess then?

[Caradìlis]

Fun. Obviously.

Why am I awake?

[comrade_general]

Because gnomes.

Can it just stop now?

[Caradìlis]

Sure, here's a knife, feel free to shakespeare away...

Why are cats always so fluffy?

[comrade_general]

Because they are made from stuffing (the bread kind).

Why is it so hard to kill the dinosaur thing?

[Caradìlis]

It's not that hard... I'm pretty sure a meteor should prove effective.. .

Why do castles have walls?

[Jubal]

So dragons have something to climb on

Why are muscles owch?

[Caradìlis]

To show you that they are still there...

What am I doing?

[comrade_general]

Everything all the time.

Can someone help me press refrigerators?

[Caradìlis]

I'll ask Godzilla and King Kong, they ought to have time...

Why am I so tired?

[comrade_general]

The hamster wheel in your head is squeaky and keeps you up at night.

Who stole my motivation?

[Caradìlis]

I did, but I have misplaced it, so you can't have it back...

Why does my head hurt?

[comrade_general]

It is the center of pain receptors.

Is potating a good thing to do?