Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Tusky]

potating is an excellent thing to do and should be encouraged. Not to be confused with pot-hating, though. Never do that.

If I turned into a seagull would I get any cool abilities or powers? Or would I just be able to do lame things like fly and make stupid, excessively loud noises?

[Caradìlis]

You get the superpower of always knowing when someone opens a bag of crisps and the ability to immediatly teleport to that place and bug said person... People now hate you.

When will I be home?

[comrade_general]

You are home, you've been home for years.

Where are my meat balloons?

[Caradìlis]

You probably ate them...

Is my bed heaven?

[comrade_general]

Close, but in reality it might be hell, I don't know, you'd better ask the comforter gods.

What the heck is that string thing over there?

[Tusky]

It's the flying spaghetti monster having a nap.

Why do noses run, and feet smell?

[Caradìlis]

Because nothing makes sense anymore....

Why isn't C R?

[Tusky]

They had to change it after people started finding it too scary to say they were taking their RAR! for a drive

Would an earth worm be called a Mars worm if they sent one to Mars?

[Caradìlis]

Certainly not, mars worms are quite a different species and they will be quite offended if you equate them with anything from that "inferior planet called Earth"...

Does Freytag's Pyramid mean tragedies can only take place on Fridays?

[Jubal]

No, but it does mean that you can't do any of the histories on the second Sunday of each month.

How much poo would a hoopoe poo if a hoopoe could poo poo?

[Tusky]

Not that much. Probably about a quarnth every Soptin

Do electric sheep dream of androids?

[Jubal]

Only in their nightmares.

Why isn't cheese more SONIC?

[Caradìlis]

Because if it were, it would scream in pain, which would traumatise us all for eating it and that would be a pity, because cheese is delicious...

Why have I still not gotten up?

[Tusky]

Because you HAVE gotten up. It's all perspective, or something.

Can earwax sing?

[comrade_general]

Mmmm?Mmmm good.

Will I be portugaled up forever?