Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[The Seamstress]

They could, but the metronome industry has been lobbying against it. You have no idea how powerful the metronome industry truly is, do not mess with them!

How can I obtain more self-confidence?

[Jubal]

Potatoes, it must come from potatoes.

Source, I don't eat potatoes and don't have any either.

Why is the world so tiring?

[The Seamstress]

Potatoes, it must come from potatoes. Source, I don't eat potatoes and don't have any either.

That can't be true though since I eat tons of potatoes and don't have any. (They should fund some scientific research into this.)

Why is the world so tiring?

I don't know. I'm too tired to think about it.


How much honey fits into Winnie The Pooh before he explodes?

[Jubal]

INFINITE HONEY HIS CAPACITY IS IMMEASURABLE


Why is Greenland not Purpleland?

[The Seamstress]

Because green is the prettier colour in this scenario. Also land usually isn't purple.

There's a spider living on my ceiling, how can I make it pay rent?

[Jubal]

You need to get them used to paying other 1990s musicals first and then work up to it - try getting it to pay Mamma Mia or Sunset Boulevard first, depending on its taste.

Why isn't poetry paid better?

[The Seamstress]

It's poor-etry, not rich-etry. (And this is probably the worst pun ever.)

Who knows everything?

[Jubal]

Professor McBlusterFluff's Highly Trained Titmouse. That's what all the training was for.

Who sees everything?