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[The Seamstress]

But you are born again. Your Astral Body is Renewed in The Omniversous Cosmic Plain, filled with The Force of The Goddess Of Cheeses, Elevating your Whole Being into the Enlightened State of The New Life Year Full Of Cheese.

If a cheese wheel rolls off a shelf and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?