Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Started by Cuddly Khan, February 17, 2011, 06:59:44 AM

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Jubal

No, but it is thyme.

Which dimension should be prioritised?
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Cuddly Khan

The 1747th dimension. It plays the most important role in our lives.

Why use a mouse when you can use a rat?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Jubal

Tried plugging rat into laptop. Results 0/10 would not try again.

Why use a cap when you could use a hat?
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Cuddly Khan

Because caps are cool backwards. (Such a stupid answer right there)

What's the difference between a walkman and an MP3 player?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Dimos

You can't walk with an MP3 in your ears! You simply drive it!

How do you call a walkman only for females?
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Cuddly Khan

Come here female-only walkman! That's a good boy. Good female-only walkman.

I baby a word for an infant or something you'd call a girlfriend?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Jubal

It's something you'd call a meringue.

How do I find a toaster?
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Cuddly Khan

Look in your wardrobe, you're bound to find one down some of your pants.

Is it just me or is Exilian getting older?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Othko97

Yes, by 1 second per second.

Am I getting older?!
I am Othko, He who fell from the highest of places, Lord of That Bit Between High Places and Low Places Through Which One Falls In Transit Between them!


Jubal

Yes, by 1 second per second.

Am I getting younger?
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Cuddly Khan

Yes, by -1 second per second.

What is a second?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Jubal

The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Cuddly Khan

Me, when I run the 100 meter sprint.

What time is it when the clock strikes Jubal?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Dimos

It's time for action! or endless destruction?

Why does Jubal live inside a clock?
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Cuddly Khan

He doesn't he obviously replaces 6 on the face of all of our clocks.

I wonder. Do you think he's happy in there?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.