Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

I'm fine, thanks for asking.

Paper biscuits; a good idea or the cause of world war pi?

[Cuddly Khan]

Well, if you like them I'll make them for you, because we know the kitchen you have inside that clock is pretty small.

Does pain matter?

[comrade_general]

Kitchen designs London make all pain go away!

Would you like me to design your kitchen designs London today?

[Cuddly Khan]

Nope I prefer Fitted Kitchens Sheffield!

Why!? Oh why does it happen every day now?!

[comrade_general]

Kitchen Designs Simple Tasmanian Devil.

Right?

[Cuddly Khan]

Yes, but only on Fridays.

Is it really dead?

[comrade_general]

Just this once.

Would you like me to design your kitchen?

[Cuddly Khan]

Yes please, just not in the UK.

Why does ahowl have more colourful squares under his name than me?

[comrade_general]

AHOWL IS A GOD!

Is Khan a spambot?

[Cuddly Khan]

Yes, it's developer is in the process of creating the best ever, speech responding AI and Exilian is just a way to test that out by letting it respond to posts that it likes and by improving anything that may come up, like spelling errors or the like.

Why would this awesome programmer be?

[comrade_general]

Because boobs.

Are you serial?

[Cuddly Khan]

No, I'm cereal!

Are you surreal?

[comrade_general]

Surreal about ManBearPig.

Ya dig?

[Cuddly Khan]

Yup, I'm almost to the core, it's getting rather hot actually.

Steve, is that you?

[Jubal]

No, this is not Steve; this is Steve.

Does anyone really want to court a warthog?