Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[The Seamstress]

Scientists are debating it. Some are doing research on how to make waterproof cake, but their experiments haven't been very successful so far. Either the cake turned out to be submergeable, but tasted terrible, or just wasn't edible at all, or, if taste was prioritised, it got soaked and tasted terrible in the end, too. We can only hope that science one day will find a solution to that problem.

How do we make it socially acceptable to live burritoed in duvets? We could be warm and cosy wherever we go.

[Jubal]

Revolution! Which may be hard to achieve while we're all wrapped up in blankets, admittedly.

Why can't I have a glyptodon friend?

[The Seamstress]

They aren't around anymore, so you'd have to clone and resurrect them via Ancient DNA, and I'm not sure if that would be advisable: They might turn out to be highly intelligent, and then strive for world domination. (On the other hand, if I think about the state of the world right now, glyptodon overlords could actually be an improvement.)

Why do most chairs have four legs and not five or seven or ten?

[Jubal]

They are modelled on the NOBLE GLYPTODON which had four legs, making four legs the correct number of legs.

Why am I still awake?