Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[The Seamstress]

Keyboard manufacturers decided against including one because then everyone would just nope all the time, making the other keys useless and therefore endangering the traditional keyboard industry.

Which kind of building is the most annoying one?

[Jubal]

Garages. I will take no questions at this time.

Who will be the new Patradooter of Lower Burchfeldstatteringia?

[The Seamstress]

Haraldus, Son of Adalbertus Erbrechtus who in his time was known as The Avenger of Burnt Popcorn. That is, if Haraldus manages to not get murdered by his half-cousin Fred who's currently plotting against him.

Where is Lower Burchfeldstatteringia?

[Jubal]

A bit downhill from Upper Burchfeldstatteringia. Of course


If we have all these rainbows, what about the rainarrows?

[The Seamstress]

They never existed. Rainbows are pacifist and friendly creatures.

Why are ants so small?

[Jubal]

They took their cue from me

Why am I so small?

[The Seamstress]

Hobbit DNA. (You're taller than me, btw! :p)

If a badger burped in the woods and no one's there to hear it, does it make a sound?

[Jubal]

I feel like we're about the same height, but maybe I'm misremembering!

A badger doesn't make a sound, by by god it makes a smell.

Whither flows the blowing of the cold north wind?

[Tusky]

Runcorn, I think? But you need to be more concerned about the bowling of the cold north wind. It can get a 300 like that *snaps fingers*

Is a coronation chicken sandwich named after the sun's corona?

[The Seamstress]

I feel like we're about the same height, but maybe I'm misremembering!

The height difference isn't huge, but it's there (if I remember correctly, that is! It's definitely been too long since I last met you in 3D, lol.)


Coronation chicken sandwich is named after the Chicken Queen, Godmother of Eggs. What most people don't know is that the chicken used to make it isn't real chicken, but a secret substance only the Chicken Queen, Godmother of Eggs, has the recipe for.

If a badger makes a smell but no one's there to notice it, does it actually smell?

[Jubal]

God smells all, my child, god smells all.


Why do we have words for all-seeing (omniscient) and all-powerful (omnipotent) but no equivalent for all-smelling?

[The Seamstress]

Isn't there one? Omniolfactory? Omniolfactant? Olfactient? Or probably not.

How much cake do I have to eat until I myself turn into cake?

[Jubal]

How can you be totally sure you're not already cake?

(This is both the stupid answer and the next stupid question I think!)

[The Seamstress]

Last time I checked I wasn't, but... *blankly stares into the void*

Which island is the most likely hiding place of the famous outlaw-pirate Ludwig The Guy With Two Left Legs?

[Jubal]

Atlantis!

Why do gods always live in such annoyingly inaccessible places?