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[Jubal]

The reasons are recorded in the poem by noted Viking skald A.A. Milne, who wrote:
When I was One, I had just begun.
When I was Two, I was nearly new.
When I was Three I was hardly me.
When I was Four, I was not much more.
When I was Five, I was just alive.
But now I am Six, I'm as clever as clever,
So I think I'll be six now for ever and ever.

So when the VI-kings got to six they decided it was a clever number and stopped.

What's another major historical phenomenon that can be explained with reference to A.A. Milne?

[The Seamstress]

Honey.

What happens when you mix salt and sugar with alien goo?

[Jubal]

Pulchritude!

Why don't llamas do more slam poetry?

[The Seamstress]

They're called llamas, not sllamas.

Will anyone ever be able to guess my greatest secret?