Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

We wouldn't be able to bear that much sleep.

Why is Mizoram not a better known part of the world?

[The Seamstress]

It should probably try not to be so unknown I had to google it to know what it was.

What are beavers really planning?

[Tusky]

I've heard they are amassing all that wood for an arc

Could we replace all police sirens with super trooper by abba?

[The Seamstress]

We could. But an old, Very Wise Wisdom says: "Just because you could doesn't mean you should."

Why are emotions always so emotional?

[Jubal]

Because of the WRATH OF EMOTIGOR THE UNBURBLEABLE


Why aren't we funding this??

[The Seamstress]

Because of the WRATH OF EMOTIGOR THE UNBURBLEABLE

Should have known it was him. 

Why aren't we funding this??

I don't know, but you're absolutely right. WHY?? It's outrageous!!


Why does "I'll just take a nap for 30 minutes" always turn into "I accidentally slept for 4 hours and now my plans for today are messed up"?

[Jubal]

Why does "I'll just take a nap for 30 minutes" always turn into "I accidentally slept for 4 hours and now my plans for today are messed up"?

It's because of the countless sheep. There are just too many sheep.


People have been saying "wake up sheeple" for most of my life. Why have the sheeple not awoken?

[The Seamstress]

Because sheep.

What makes knitting so addictive?

[Jubal]

It involves needles. It's therefore basically drugs anyway.


Why am I anxious about problems that are probably caused in no small part by anxiety? This seems unhelpful.

[The Seamstress]

It's the ciiiircle of anxietyyyy 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅯

Potoot?

[Jubal]

Potoot.

Why did the drake duck duck a drake, duck?

[Tusky]

It was so bold as to bowl into a gold kobold, chum.

Who was the oldest?

[The Seamstress]

Methuselah.

Why am I so easily distracted by shiny things?

[Son of the King]

You must be part crow.

Why is it so cold?