Author Topic: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Read 248537 times)

Jubal · « **Reply #660 on:** February 09, 2014, 11:35:37 PM »

No, but it is thyme.

Which dimension should be prioritised?

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #661 on:** February 10, 2014, 06:12:04 AM »

The 1747th dimension. It plays the most important role in our lives.

Why use a mouse when you can use a rat?

Jubal · « **Reply #662 on:** February 10, 2014, 02:34:13 PM »

Tried plugging rat into laptop. Results 0/10 would not try again.

Why use a cap when you could use a hat?

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #663 on:** February 10, 2014, 08:03:07 PM »

Because caps are cool backwards. (Such a stupid answer right there)

What's the difference between a walkman and an MP3 player?

Dimos · « **Reply #664 on:** February 11, 2014, 02:35:04 AM »

You can't walk with an MP3 in your ears! You simply drive it!

How do you call a walkman only for females?

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #665 on:** February 11, 2014, 10:28:02 AM »

Come here female-only walkman! That's a good boy. Good female-only walkman.

I baby a word for an infant or something you'd call a girlfriend?

Jubal · « **Reply #666 on:** February 19, 2014, 04:18:33 PM »

It's something you'd call a meringue.

How do I find a toaster?

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #667 on:** February 22, 2014, 02:43:09 AM »

Look in your wardrobe, you're bound to find one down some of your pants.

Is it just me or is Exilian getting older?

Othko97 · « **Reply #668 on:** February 22, 2014, 06:37:06 PM »

Yes, by 1 second per second.

Am I getting older?!

Jubal · « **Reply #669 on:** February 22, 2014, 09:53:24 PM »

Yes, by 1 second per second.

Am I getting younger?

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #670 on:** February 23, 2014, 12:50:32 PM »

Yes, by -1 second per second.

What is a second?

Jubal · « **Reply #671 on:** February 23, 2014, 03:20:14 PM »

The thing after a first.

What's a first?

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #672 on:** February 23, 2014, 08:10:32 PM »

Me, when I run the 100 meter sprint.

What time is it when the clock strikes Jubal?

Dimos · « **Reply #673 on:** March 03, 2014, 04:15:52 PM »

It's time for action! or endless destruction?

Why does Jubal live inside a clock?

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #674 on:** March 03, 2014, 08:06:55 PM »

He doesn't he obviously replaces 6 on the face of all of our clocks.

I wonder. Do you think he's happy in there?

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