Would you rather?

[Cuddly Khan]

Ace of Shapes sounds good, it used to be better though.

Would you rather Bungie or 343?

[Pentagathus]

343 whats?
Christmas pudding or christmas cake?

[Skull]

Cake.

Would you rather be cut off at the knee or the head?

[Pentagathus]

What the portugal kind of question is that? Knees aren't essential for living, heads are.
Be called a humbucking badgerbotherer or a doodling duckduffer?

[Jubal]

humbucking badgerbotherer, hands down.

Folk music or Rap?

[Pentagathus]

Folk.
Ska or Jazz?

[fez-fez]

hmmmm i love jazz but i think i would prefer ska, especially Polish ska because it's awesome.

A talking teapot or a mind reading parrot

[Silver Wolf]

A talking teapot. Less sh*t (literally), more meaningful afternoon conversations.
And I don't want anyone to read my mind, ever. For their own sake. Too much weird, unexplainable, borderline insane stuff happening in there.

Accidentally french kiss a person of your own gender or a transsexual?

[Pentagathus]

hmmmm i love jazz but i think i would prefer ska, especially Polish ska because it's awesome.

Could you be kind enough to provide some examples of polish ska bands?
Transsexual, I can't really how you could accidentally do so unless you were unaware they were not female. I suppose some hilarious Carry On style    plot could be to blame though.

[Jubal]

No question? 

[Pentagathus]

Would you rather I forgot to post a question or I post naked pics of myself?

[Doomchild]

Naked pics.

Would you rather there were no films or no music?

[Jubal]

No films, undoubtedly.

No cheese or no chocolate?

[Marcus]

No chocolate, cheese is too useful.

No internet or no phones (of any sort, landline, mobile etc.)?

[Jubal]

No phones, there'salwaysskype.

No Africa or no South America?