Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, such wildlife lead to more variety...

[Tusky]

Unfortunately Jubal missed his chance to post his first fortunate thing since page 8

[beebug_nic]

Fortunately the handsome newcomer appeared to take Jubal's fortunately spot :-)

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately for the newcomer, he was not the only one messing with the universe...

[Jubal]

Fortunately, those who mess with the universe believe, on occasion, in second chances

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately, most miss their second chances and only realise when it's too late...

[Tusky]

Fortunately, a kindly be-tusked passer by was available to point this fact out

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the tusked passer by was forced to flee from vicious ivory hunting wibulnibs shortly thereafter.

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, he was part of a species not yet close to extinction...

[Jubal]

...unfortunately, the fate of his species was not his primary concern as the wibulnibs closed to within poke-with-a-pointy-stick range.

[Tusky]

Fortunately, a passing taxi's driver who was particularly enterprising successfully persuaded the wibulnibs to take a lengthy fare to Hyde Park in London, where they had a lovely day out and visited Buckingham Palace.

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately, that day ended with Britain leaving the EU, the pound and economy collapsing and half of London catching on fire...

[Jubal]

Fortunately, the ensuing mess led the rest of Europe to come to terms on all their other issues, ushering in a new reign of peace and harmony as everyone was desperate not to end up like Britain had.

[Tusky]

Unfortunately the Wilnubs, who had been somewhat singed by the "great fire of London 2", became enraged and launched an invasion of Greenland in an attempt to annexe it in the name of wibulnibia

[Jubal]

Fortunately, it was Greenland so a) almost nobody particularly cared and b) most of the Wibulnibs ended up as polar bear food.