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Jubal

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« Reply #45 on: January 16, 2010, 05:24:31 PM »
lols on both counts.

Atthene, welcome to Exilian! Make yourself at home. :p
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« Reply #46 on: January 16, 2010, 11:42:04 PM »
Stranger: hey
You: Do you know who am I ,son ?
Stranger: no
You: I'm captain Jack Sparrow
Stranger: do u wanna know every inch of me
You: no laddie the sea is my only love
You: and rum... not to forget


You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Who am I?
Stranger: i haven't a clue
You: [rather hurt] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Stranger: i believe
Stranger: did you ever escape from the einside of the kraken?
You: yes do you want to know how ?
Stranger: i do indeed, sir
You: a pair of sea turtles
You: straped to my feet
You: Is that clear ?
Stranger: son i am disappoint
Stranger: that was a ***t story
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: hey do you know Who am I?
Stranger: yesss
You: finally !
Stranger: yeah dawg
You: so who am I ?
Stranger: you are shanaynay, the ferocious beast
You: [rather hurt] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
You: am i that ugly ?
You: or is that my breath ?
Stranger: you could use a mint...
You: I know i drink too much rum
You: i can't help it
Stranger: maybe you're just drunk...
Stranger: that's why you're hiding your true identity
Stranger: as shanaynay the fierce
You: O' right then.... You take the shore party, I'll stay with my ship.
Stranger: i am not shanaynay, yoou are my confused woman
You: Keep telling yourself that, darling.
Stranger: i am ferocia the lamb of doom
You: And I am Jack Sparrow, captain of the Black Pearl and I order you to stop drinking that much rum !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is the last one ... I promise  :D

You: Hi
Stranger: senor o'brien
You: no you are mistaking ... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Stranger: hahaa
Stranger: im gollum
You: did you steal my rum ?
Stranger: where is my preciousssss
You: the rum ?! Why is the rum always gone?
You: The rum is precious !
Stranger: precioussss
Stranger: all i remember
Stranger: is this
Stranger: haha
You: Keep telling yourself that, darling.
You: This is just maddingly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?
Stranger: remember remember the fifth of november
You: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
You: Mister Vendetta ?
Stranger: oops
Stranger: you got me
You: Son ... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
You: now where's my rum ?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: the english chick must be the responsible one
You: Elisabeth ?! Quickly Hide the rest of the rum !
You: thanks mister
You: but You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.  <------ errrrmmmmm
You: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.
You: do you know how I called him ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: my memory isnt good
You: Jubal
Stranger: im gonna miss conan
You:
O' right then.... You take the shore party, I'll stay with my ship.
You have disconnected.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2010, 12:29:26 AM by Silver Wolf »
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« Reply #47 on: January 21, 2010, 12:58:21 AM »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm looking for someone to show me their boobs to stop my boredom, know anyone that can help me?
You: use google you idiot
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« Reply #48 on: January 21, 2010, 10:44:28 PM »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hats up stranger
You: do you know who i am?
Stranger: ofc
Stranger: Your a stranger on omegle
You: aye i be that and someone else
Stranger: but whom might thou be?
You: Karl Franz, Emperor of Man   and who might thou be?
Stranger: Alexander Romanov, the Russian tzar!
You: Word of advice friend  kill Lenin as soon as possible
Stranger: He is harmless believe me
Stranger: He has no guts to kill me and my whole family in our sleep
Stranger: That bastard really thinks he can bring 2 revolutions and overthrow me THE TZAR

Stranger: :) that pussy
You: but what about Trotsky?
Stranger: Finnaly a conversation that isnt monotone or led a south korean pijama smuggler
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Silver Wolf

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« Reply #49 on: May 25, 2010, 10:00:27 PM »
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« Reply #50 on: May 25, 2010, 10:04:51 PM »
Cold man, cold. :P
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« Reply #51 on: May 25, 2010, 10:06:56 PM »
That wasn't me... It's from another forum, but I've had to post it.
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« Reply #52 on: May 25, 2010, 10:50:24 PM »
Is this really appropriate?

Funny as hell, but still quite inappropriate.
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« Reply #53 on: May 25, 2010, 10:56:15 PM »
Talks about sex, but doesn't go into gory detail or provide pictures. Leave it as is.
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« Reply #54 on: May 28, 2010, 01:06:30 AM »
My very first, of hopefully more confusing/twisted "Chats" :P

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Don't talk to me unless you're atleast 20, male, and from the states.
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« Reply #55 on: June 05, 2010, 08:21:08 PM »
I know it very well, also made a topic on TWC about it, has some pages long ....

Personally this was my best convo:

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« Last Edit: June 09, 2011, 04:11:51 AM by Son of the King »
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« Reply #56 on: August 16, 2010, 10:23:02 AM »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi :) single female looking for bf ??:)
You: ...and did it not occur to you that a program which randomly picks people of any age or gender anywhere in the WORLD may not be the best strategy for finding one?
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« Reply #57 on: August 16, 2010, 05:02:09 PM »
lol ownd
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« Reply #58 on: November 06, 2010, 11:12:09 PM »
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heya
You: Hail, friend.
Stranger: sieg hail?
You: Nein!
Stranger: or sieg fail
You: Which is indeed a more appropriate term.
You: Gondor was thoroughly opposed to Adolf Hitler.
Stranger: gondor?
You: Indeed, the mightiest of the Realms of Men.
Stranger: ah that gondor
Stranger: it is true
Stranger: but adolf just wanted to be accepted
Stranger: and have friends
Stranger: wasnt his fault
You: Pssht, they said about Sauron too. We kicked his ass and all as well.
Stranger: and in the process destroyed the land of heavy metal
Stranger: and now all that is left is the armadilloty pop
You: Well...
You: One does not simply ROCK into MORDOR.
Stranger: one man can
Stranger: leonardo dicaprio
You: He died after the penguins drove that iceberg into the Titanic. Sorry.
Stranger: nah, i saw him in inception
Stranger: and ive seen pictures of him walking into mordor
Stranger: so there
You: But was he walking into Mordor WITH ROCK?
Stranger: yep
You: Well, ***t.
Stranger: true story
You: Aragorn's gonna go apearmadillo...
You: How the hell am I meant to explain this one to him?
Stranger: hes stoned most of the time anyway
You: True
You: But there's only so much week our treasury can afford.
You: *weed
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« Reply #59 on: January 21, 2011, 11:49:02 PM »
Stranger: hi
You: help
Stranger: why?
Stranger: sup?
You: I don't know
You: I just feel help would be appropriate
Stranger: why whats up?
You: Not the sky, anyway
You: That seems to be falling down
Stranger: O_o
Stranger: your weird.
You: My weird?
Stranger: yes
You: I don't have a weird
You: Not since the accident
Stranger: What accident sheesh.
Stranger: your probably lying.
You: The accident where I lost my weird
You: It was very traumatic
Stranger: oh you are crazy
Stranger: and you do need help :/
You: You see!
You: I told you!
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