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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #975 on: January 14, 2019, 02:20:00 PM »
I figure out how to deal with the sharp things: I throw them in your face. Now the shards are not my problem and the hill is...

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #976 on: January 14, 2019, 04:46:32 PM »
Welp, I have a bleedy face and am too painful and tired for this sort of thing. :(

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #977 on: January 14, 2019, 09:10:15 PM »
I am thus happily establishing my empire of solitude on the hill...

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #978 on: January 17, 2019, 08:12:42 PM »
I sit outside looking at the hill, and then decide that maybe I don't need a hill after all. Freeing myself from worldly possessive thoughts, I begin to ascend the Buddhist scale of being.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #979 on: January 17, 2019, 10:57:27 PM »
I am happy to announce that this is still my hill, I throw a party...

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #980 on: January 17, 2019, 10:59:30 PM »
Yay, party! I will avoid claiming any of the hill so as to avoid having to take a share of the cooking work etc :P

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #981 on: January 18, 2019, 08:11:51 AM »
Too few people show up to my party, and I am left with too many left-overs... Left-overs-party!!

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #982 on: January 18, 2019, 12:27:48 PM »
The leftovers party. The leftovers talk. the leftovers... organise.

The leftovers revolt!

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #983 on: January 20, 2019, 11:11:48 PM »
I eat the left-overs...

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #984 on: January 25, 2019, 08:44:53 AM »
I finally recover from from the terrible startling I was given, and covet the leftover free hill.

With a whistle I summon an army of tiny top hat wearing mammoths. It storms towards the hill and flows over it like a river, carrying away all in their path.

My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #985 on: January 25, 2019, 04:31:38 PM »
Keith the horse riding juggler and the lonely trapeze artist arrive from the Fortunately, Unfortunately thread with dreams of conquest. They amaze the top hatted mammoths with their skills, but appal them with their circus aesthetics which do not match the dapper little mammoths' approach to life. They flee from the gaudy colours into the middle distance.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #986 on: January 25, 2019, 05:01:04 PM »
I sent Keith and the circus flying over a cliff a few minutes ago...

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #987 on: January 29, 2019, 09:40:26 PM »
WIBULNIBS EVERYWHERE

THE HILL OF THE WIBULNIBS
NO MARCUSES ALLOWED
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #988 on: January 29, 2019, 10:08:08 PM »
I am not a Marcus. I convince the Wibulnibs to trust me. The Wibulnibs work for me now.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #989 on: January 29, 2019, 10:09:31 PM »
Controversial!

I stay out of the wibulnib wars. They have passed my by now: I am a veteran and I have the scars... D:

I guess your hill still?
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