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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #990 on: March 22, 2019, 12:17:29 PM »
I disguise myself under a box and sneak up the hill. My flawless disguise works brilliantly and nobody wonders why a box is moving. At the top I burst out of the box.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #991 on: March 22, 2019, 10:00:02 PM »
I introduce a five year old child who likes opening boxes, who unveils your disguise.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #992 on: May 14, 2019, 12:20:15 PM »
I befriend Vayu, the god of air. He agrees to help me reclaim the hill by blasting everyone from the area with a mighty gale.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #993 on: May 14, 2019, 06:38:07 PM »
I befriend the Met Office, who change the forecast to sunny and calm.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #994 on: July 13, 2019, 10:14:53 AM »
As so often, the Met Office forecast is not entirely accurate, and you are washed off the hill by an unexpected downpour.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #995 on: August 08, 2019, 04:42:54 PM »
Global Warming.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #996 on: August 10, 2019, 08:41:15 PM »
In its new climatic zone, the hill becomes part of a tropical jungle, and you are driven away by the incessant noise of all the animal life.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #997 on: August 10, 2019, 08:59:24 PM »
Hmm, I wonder who on this site might have a well known affinity for tropical insectivores who can sort out that particular issue... oh wait, it's me :)

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #998 on: August 10, 2019, 11:17:43 PM »
The arbiters of the hill realise that they made a rather silly administrative blunder, and that the it is actually...

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #999 on: August 29, 2019, 08:32:57 PM »
I appeal against the arbitrary reallocation of the hill without proper consideration of the facts, and am granted ownership.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1000 on: August 29, 2019, 11:13:33 PM »
I fire monks at your hill with a hastily constructed convenient projectile launch system.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1001 on: September 03, 2019, 10:21:54 AM »
I ride up on my majestic fin horse, and the monks scatter in amazement.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1002 on: September 03, 2019, 11:37:45 AM »
I incite the monks to form a fin horse worshipping cult, and they come and steal the horse from you. And the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1003 on: September 06, 2019, 03:17:54 PM »
In a move with a very longstanding precedent, the horse turns out to be wooden, and hollow - I think you can guess how the rest of it goes...

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1004 on: September 06, 2019, 11:23:58 PM »
Fire beats wood.

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