Spoil a wish

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Jubal

#810
October 16, 2011, 06:30:45 PM
You get M&B: Wars of Iberia, a fantastic new historical title.

Three minutes in, Portugal Explodes. Your computer crashes.

I wish I hadn't bust the tuning pin on my guitar.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Cuddly Khan

#811
October 28, 2011, 11:01:29 AM
Wish granted. It busts again to make you even more angry.

I wish for the skills to play a guitar.
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Phoenixguard09

#812
November 17, 2011, 03:49:33 AM
You gain the skills necessary to play the guitar, most noble of instruments. As you begin to tune your latest musical conquest, Portugal explodes.

I wish my guitars would get re-strung.
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By the power of Ga'haarr I command you to vanish! VANISH!
I CANNOT BE KILLED BUT WITH FIRE!
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Cuddly Khan

#813
November 17, 2011, 07:16:41 AM
Too bad. You can't be bothered.

I wish for a Ban-Hammer
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#814
November 17, 2011, 09:40:24 AM
You get one. In the face. :D

I wish to whack people with my Ban-Hammer.
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I CANNOT BE KILLED BUT WITH FIRE!
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Crazier than a crack-head cat and here to make sticky treats out of your vital organs.

Cuddly Khan

#815
November 17, 2011, 09:49:53 AM
You do. Yourself in the face. :D

I wish for a Southern Realms RPG.
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Phoenixguard09

#816
November 17, 2011, 09:52:21 AM
You get a Southern Realms RPG. On the other hand it gets a similar treatment to Eragon when they turned it into a movie. 

I wish for more money.
The Norbayne Campaign Instagram page. Give us a cheeky follow if you like. :)
By the power of Ga'haarr I command you to vanish! VANISH!
I CANNOT BE KILLED BUT WITH FIRE!
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination

Crazier than a crack-head cat and here to make sticky treats out of your vital organs.

Cuddly Khan

#817
November 18, 2011, 04:51:59 AM
you get 5 cents.

I wish for more time.
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He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Phoenixguard09

#818
December 09, 2011, 07:01:40 AM
You get lots of time. So much time in fact that it crushes you beneath its existential weight. Portugal explodes.

I wish for the Hobbit to hurry up an come out.
The Norbayne Campaign Instagram page. Give us a cheeky follow if you like. :)
By the power of Ga'haarr I command you to vanish! VANISH!
I CANNOT BE KILLED BUT WITH FIRE!
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination

Crazier than a crack-head cat and here to make sticky treats out of your vital organs.

Death Nade

#819
December 09, 2011, 11:11:38 PM
The hobbit comes out... and whacks you in the face with your ban hammer.

I wish for a non detonating Portugal.

Cuddly Khan

#820
December 10, 2011, 05:46:07 AM
BOOM!!!

I wish for The Hobbit to go back into its Hobbit house.
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He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Phoenixguard09

#821
December 10, 2011, 01:24:36 PM
The Hobbit goes there. And back again.

I wish for Portugal.
The Norbayne Campaign Instagram page. Give us a cheeky follow if you like. :)
By the power of Ga'haarr I command you to vanish! VANISH!
I CANNOT BE KILLED BUT WITH FIRE!
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination

Crazier than a crack-head cat and here to make sticky treats out of your vital organs.

Cuddly Khan

#822
December 11, 2011, 11:30:23 AM
BOOM!!!

I wish for a super computer.
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He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Death Nade

#823
December 11, 2011, 11:58:03 AM
You get one, later... BOOM!!!

I wish the cake wasn't such a lie.

Silver Wolf

#824
December 23, 2011, 11:11:09 PM
"Such" a lie? That lie is even bigger, I tell ya!

I wish for potatoes.
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