Spoil a wish

[Jubal]

You get M&B: Wars of Iberia, a fantastic new historical title.

Three minutes in, Portugal Explodes. Your computer crashes.

I wish I hadn't bust the tuning pin on my guitar.

[Cuddly Khan]

Wish granted. It busts again to make you even more angry.

I wish for the skills to play a guitar.

[Phoenixguard09]

You gain the skills necessary to play the guitar, most noble of instruments. As you begin to tune your latest musical conquest, Portugal explodes.

I wish my guitars would get re-strung.

[Cuddly Khan]

Too bad. You can't be bothered.

I wish for a Ban-Hammer

[Phoenixguard09]

You get one. In the face.

I wish to whack people with my Ban-Hammer.

[Cuddly Khan]

You do. Yourself in the face.

I wish for a Southern Realms RPG.

[Phoenixguard09]

You get a Southern Realms RPG. On the other hand it gets a similar treatment to Eragon when they turned it into a movie. 

I wish for more money.

[Cuddly Khan]

you get 5 cents.

I wish for more time.

[Phoenixguard09]

You get lots of time. So much time in fact that it crushes you beneath its existential weight. Portugal explodes.

I wish for the Hobbit to hurry up an come out.

[Death Nade]

The hobbit comes out... and whacks you in the face with your ban hammer.

I wish for a non detonating Portugal.

[Cuddly Khan]

BOOM!!!

I wish for The Hobbit to go back into its Hobbit house.

[Phoenixguard09]

The Hobbit goes there. And back again.

I wish for Portugal.

[Cuddly Khan]

BOOM!!!

I wish for a super computer.

[Death Nade]

You get one, later... BOOM!!!

I wish the cake wasn't such a lie.

[Silver Wolf]

"Such" a lie? That lie is even bigger, I tell ya!

I wish for potatoes.