Spoil a wish

[debux]

You get them. But you are horrorized of them being handed to you not as potatoes, but named as spuds. You kill The Giver Of Spuds with your ironically-named Spud Gun with your "potatoes". Result? No potatoes (but a nice spud mush at he bottom of the Spud Gun barrel)

I wish for two new year celebrations at the same time.

[Othko97]

You get it, but the world ends because 21/12/2012 comes early.

I wish for a better computer 

[Captain Carthage]

It so much better you have a heart attack from the excitement.

I wish we could all get together and boogie down.

[debux]

We get together. As we start to "boogie down" (as young people call it nowdays), the world decides it's the perfect moment to blow up, and transform into slutty teenage girls that post stupid stuff on facebook, leading to massive parodying in sites such as 4chan/9gag/etc.

I wish I wouldn't forget to pull my pants zipper up.

[Jubal]

You remember, pull it up wrongly, and say goodbye to your unborn children.

I wish the stars were all the same distance from earth to make magnitude calculations easier.

[Cuddly Khan]

They do but they align to the closest star and there are trillions of stars in the universe so there is one super massive black hole and it sucks in the whole universe and there is absolutely nothing left alive in existence.

I wish Exilian was as popular as 4chan, reddit, and facebook all put together and we are the super awesome rulers and Admins that rule over millions of Exilionites.

[Jubal]

Simple, we all die of the stress.

I wish I was less stressed now.

[Cuddly Khan]

You die from over dose of stress relieving tablets.

I wish for a wish for a wish.

[comrade_general]

You get nothing!

I wish for all and nothing.

[Son of the King]

First you recieve all, but then its replaced by the nothing.

I wish I could play guitar like this.

[comrade_general]

You do, and get arthritis like this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

[Cuddly Khan]

You don't, work comes to you and they set up shop in your house.

I wish I didn't have so much homework. (Including posting on Exilian (I consider it homework))

[Skull]

Well,don't post then.


I wish my thread was alive again.

[Jubal]

It comes to life as an elder god and sucks your soul out through your eyeballs.

(Which thread?)

I wish I had my coursework finished.

[Skull]

(this one,since Khan's post was in 2012...)

Somebody else does it,but now,you have not learned anything about the subject of the work.


I wish I could finish my mod in a flash...