Spoil a wish

[Othko97]

I wish Jubal would make a wish

[Jubal]

I make a wish for armageddon as a joke. It somehow comes true.

I wish I found it easier to make wishes.

[Gmd]

Finding it easier to make wishes sends you crazy as you cant comprehend why with all this wish-making how come none of it is coming true.

I wish i had a wish.

[Jubal]

You get a wish, it is a demonic desire for evil planted in your brain by C'thulu and you die of it.

I wish I didn't have to pack right now.

[Gmd]

You realize you don't have to pack. Content in your decision you go to your destination with nothing, only too late do you realise the error as you are living on the streets as you didn't even pack keys or documentation. After years you forget who you were with people calling you armadillo man, you like this new name, the criminal underworld tempts you into its dark circles. You rise to become king armadillo of the streets only to be betrayed by your mighty henchman G to the M D who became power hungry and decided to take your throne for himself.

I wish I could have such an epic story.

[Jubal]

You get your place in the epic story of betrayal above. Unfortunately it turns out the whole thing was written by George RR Martin so we ALL die.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[Othko97]

You lose your headache but gain a more severe ache in your arm.

I wish wishes were easier to come up with.

[Jubal]

Wishes become easier to come up with but also more predictable.

I wish wishes were easier to come up with.

[Othko97]

Wishes become easier to come up with but also more predictable.

I wish wishes were less predictable.

[Jubal]

Gl'thah, ia, ia, Khaos incadarnum!

Kth'druuul, tsiagar tsvangar ael'th'elion?

[Cuddly Khan]

NEVVVEEEEERRR!!!

I wish for The Khan to return.

[Jubal]

The Khan returns. It turns out you were never the Khan, and you have an identity crisis as a result.

I wish I hadn't bruised my chest coughing.

[Cuddly Khan]

Then just unbruise it you silly goose!

I wish for skill.

[Jubal]

You get skill.

The increase in skill points means you have less character points for your base statlines, so you have basically no hitpoints and get killed when a beetle punches you.

I wish for fluffy trilobites.

[Cuddly Khan]

You get them, but they shed they're fluff everywhere, getting you kick out of your apartment by your landlord making you homeless.


EDIT: I wish I'd stop forgetting to make a wish