Author Topic: Spoil a wish (Read 258857 times)

vadermath · « **Reply #435 on:** February 27, 2009, 02:21:22 PM »

It becomes easy to write, but you write it so easily your teacher thinks you didn't do it, and you fail.

I wish for nothing.

CN2 · « **Reply #436 on:** February 27, 2009, 07:46:58 PM »

You get nothing, and you are sad because everyone else has something.

I wish people wernt so facinated by my hair now that I have straightened it...

vadermath · « **Reply #437 on:** March 01, 2009, 09:06:05 PM »

They become so fascinated, that all of them stare at it for days, and their eyes become almost glass, and they reflect the sun's beams at your hair, which results in you burning in a thousand flames.

I wish my girlfriend hadn't banned me from sex because we had a fight.

CN2 · « **Reply #438 on:** March 02, 2009, 06:08:51 PM »

haha XD! Sorry...

Umm, you have too much sex and you die of exaustion?

I wish for burn proof hair

vadermath · « **Reply #439 on:** March 05, 2009, 02:11:03 PM »

You get it, but the special chemical that makes your hair burn proof smells terrible, and you are ejected from the rest of society. Brutally.

I wish for an army of zombies to follow my orders.

CN2 · « **Reply #440 on:** March 05, 2009, 08:07:12 PM »

They follow you till the ends of the earth, but unfortunately they are baby zombies, and are unable to carry out any of your desired commands.

I wish for my own pair of hair straightners =]

Silver Wolf · « **Reply #441 on:** March 08, 2009, 10:40:33 AM »

You get a new pair of hair straightners but as soon as you try them, they set your hair on fire .........

I wish I had my own iphone

Jubal · « **Reply #442 on:** March 08, 2009, 01:32:42 PM »

You get one, but lose everything else. You are stranded on a tiny rock island with no life on it in the middle of the pacific with no clothes or anything. Just an iphone.

I wish for ULTIMATE ARCANE POWER!!!!

Silver Wolf · « **Reply #443 on:** March 08, 2009, 03:03:52 PM »

There is no such thing as arcane power on this world......so you can't get it.

I wish for luck!

CN2 · « **Reply #444 on:** March 08, 2009, 07:45:50 PM »

Luck is non-existant, so you get nothing.

I wish for another indie band.

Jubal · « **Reply #445 on:** March 08, 2009, 09:25:49 PM »

Indie bands all turn into CHAVS.

I wish I could actually do GS.

stormcloud · « **Reply #446 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:14:40 PM »

GS gets done by you, so all its other obscurely acronymed friends gang up and kill you

I wish I knew how to cure addiction to lolcats

Ashanorath · « **Reply #447 on:** March 13, 2009, 11:44:05 PM »

you get cured from lolcats addiction by getting addicted to drugs. You then get OD(over dosed) and die

I wish I had a better PC

stormcloud · « **Reply #448 on:** March 15, 2009, 06:21:02 PM »

you get a supercomputer, it can play anything on highest settings getting a constant 120fps with it, unfortunately you can't keep it cool enough so it overheats and melts, oh well back to your old PC. Hang on, you forgot to move it out of your room and it was melted by the heat from the new one in the moments before it melted itself. You now have no PC at all.

I wish the Oblivion Contruction set was easier to use for building dungeons

CN2 · « **Reply #449 on:** March 15, 2009, 06:32:44 PM »

Its is, but you get so good, you become addicted and die playing oblivion.

I wish for more music on my iPod

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