Spoil a wish

[The Seamstress]

You get the rest of your vocal range back. You've kinda overdone it though, and your vocal range is becoming huge and uncontrollable. You're talking very weirdly now.

I wish I'd get a hug every day.

[Jubal]

You get a hug every day, but you can't predict or control who you get the hug from or even whether it's from a human, which is... not great.


I wish I was not unwell in a foreign country a very long way from home.

[The Seamstress]

You're not unwell in a foreign country a very long way from home. You're foreign in an unwell country very near home.

I wish my lower back pain would just disappear.

[Jubal]

You're foreign in an unwell country very near home.

I don't think this spoils my wish, this is just a description of me being back in Austria...


Your lower back pain just disappears, by disappearing your lower back. This unfortunately creates a lot of pain everywhere adjacent to where your lower back was, and is a little bit fatal.

I wish I could focus.

[The Seamstress]

I don't think this spoils my wish, this is just a description of me being back in Austria...

Oof, lol.


You can focus! For two seconds!

I wish I could eat a very fancy strawberry cake right now.

[Jubal]

You can eat a very fancy strawberry cake. You have 100% of the capacity needed to do so. But you still don't have the cake in question, so whilst you could, it doesn't happen.

I wish semantics were simpler.