Spoil a wish

Started by Jubal, July 09, 2008, 08:33:14 PM

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debux

You do. But then again, you won't... (dramatic look)

I wish for a PC that would update it's hardware automatically
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Phoenixguard09

You get one.  But it starts uploading updates in French, and as its all automatic, you can't change the settings.  And now your computer only speaks in French, meaning that you can't read it and neither can I because I'd be the first person you'd ask for help.  

I wish for an immortal suicidal cookie.  With brain damage.  And no legs. It isn't very tasty either.
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Captain Carthage

You realise this is just a pitiful attempt to stop your wish being corrupted.

I wish I had control over time so I could get all my stuff done.
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Phoenixguard09

You have control of time.  You are sitting in your room one night, relishing your new-found ability.  You decide to experiment and speed time  up by a factor of x6000.  The amount of time that passes in a second is incredible.  Within an hour you are far into the future and your speed is steadily increasing.  You see the train too late.  

I wish for a holiday.
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debux

You get it. But it becomes eternal and you get bored of having vacations, forcing yourself to work the rest of your life.

I wish for Onslaught Mode on BC2 for PC *cries*
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Cuddly Khan

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It happens but they improve the graphics for the game in the same patch so you than need to get a new graphics card but you don't have enough money or any way to get money.

I wish that they made every game every made for X-Box, X-Box 360, Play Station, Play Station 2 and Play Station 3 only was made for computer as well.
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Phoenixguard09

It is.  But then you get Killzone.  You die through overexposure to fail.  

I wish for a non-suicidal monkey.
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Captain Carthage

The monkey is not suicidal, but he is homicidal!

I wish the British Empire was restored.
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Marcus

It is.

I wish to have aids, and be bullied by everyone in the world, then commit suicide.
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debux

As you commit suicide by jumping off a building, you receive a vision from god telling you that your time has not come yet, and that you still have to prove something to the world. You fall into a pillow-transporting truck, and by mistake it falls into a lake, with you included. As you swim to the shore for safety, you don't realize how fast you swim until you get out of the lake and see people applauding you. Turn out to be that the lake was being used for a swimming tournament and you had just beat the world record. But, god sees that you proved the world something and kills you with a thunderbolt.

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie
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Phoenixguard09

You get it.  But then you see me with an incredibly hot girl and think, "Wow, why the hell did I wish for a damn lousy cookie."

I wish for a new mic for my headset. I think its broken.
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Cuddly Khan

You get it but its 50kg so your head ends up falling off.

I wish for another wish
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Phoenixguard09

You get it. But then you can't think of a wish and you commit suicide because of the futility of life.

I wish for a Strepsil.
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Cuddly Khan

You get it but, like me, you don't know WTH that means.

I wish that I knew what Strepsil is.
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Phoenixguard09

It's an anti-bacterial lozenge. (I took that from the website.)

Now you know.  Aren't you so incredibly bored?

I want a notepad. Not the computer, an actual paper notepad.
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