Ban the person above you

[Glaurung]

Banned for objecting to my objection.

[Jubal]

Banned because your objection is no object to me objectionably banning you.

[Tusky]

Banned for overuse of the letter J

[Glaurung]

Banned for being letterist - digits have rights too!

[Jubal]

Banned because digits also have lefts.

[Tusky]

Banned for not having invented a new flavour gravy recently

[Jubal]

Banned for being stuck aboard the gravy train.

[Tusky]

Banned for not spotting that I had intentionally omitted the word "of" in my previous post.

[Jubal]

Banned for not appreciating that of isn't strictly grammatically necessary in that sentence in many English dialects to begin with.

[Glaurung]

Banned because my banhammer will go rusty from lack of use otherwise.

[Jubal]

Banned for spreading misinformation about chemistry as lack of use is not, in fact, a cause of oxidation.

[Tusky]

Banned for not considering that "my banhammer" might be the way Glaurung refers to his ability to ban people, rather than an actual object that is subject to oxidisation

[Glaurung]

Banned for implying I might not have an actual physical banhammer.

[Jubal]

Banned because pics or it didn't happen.

[Glaurung]

Banned for doubting the existence of the One True Banhammer.

(Pics will follow just as soon as I work out how to attach them to an Exilian post.)