Spoil a wish

Pizzadude · February 17, 2009, 03:20:18 PM

You haven't got a wish to be spoiled. Therefore you shall forever remain in limbo until the earth implodes as a result of every supreme being from every religion ever created, having an all out war with each other amongst us mortals. And you will remain in limbo even after that.

I wish I could make up better stuff than this.

CN2 · February 17, 2009, 03:27:43 PM

Tee Hee ^^ I knew you would do that

But when you make up better stuff it takes away the Pizzaness and you do turn into Doughnutdude

I wish for a website that sells AXE guitars (not literally axe guitars, the brand...)

Jubal · February 17, 2009, 03:32:49 PM

You find a website selling Axe guitars. They cost more than you can ever afford, you waste your life pining for one and you die alone and miserable.

I wish less of the wishes in this thread ended up with the wisher dying horribly.

CN2 · February 17, 2009, 03:37:18 PM

Thats not going to happen, your wish does not come true, and you die a horrible death. You molest yourself with a spoon.

I wish I had an australian accent

Pizzadude · February 17, 2009, 03:59:41 PM

You get an Australian accent, but will be sad forever because mine is much better.

I wish for more wishes.

Jubal · February 17, 2009, 04:50:37 PM

You get them and squander them on evils of the flesh. You go to HELL!! BUAHAHAHAA!!AHAHAHAHA!!!!!/?!?!!!!!!

I wish for ultimate PROOF!

vadermath · February 17, 2009, 05:00:56 PM

You get ultimate proof, but you must decide between it, and a lifetime supply of mindless whores, ready to serve your every whim. And you choose the whores, forever loosing the hope of ultimate proof. But you still get the whores.

I wish for a money-making machine!

Jubal · February 17, 2009, 05:23:24 PM

You get it, but it makes Roman obols, which are worthe less than a penny eacha nd cannot be used as legal tender anywhere.

I wish for a fix to the credit crunch.

CN2 · February 17, 2009, 06:49:23 PM

You get one, we print masses of money. But inflation is rapid and money is worth nothing.

Pizzadude · February 17, 2009, 07:05:27 PM

I wish for Harry to wish more so we can spoil it.

CN2 · February 19, 2009, 05:07:07 PM

I wish too much, and you cant spoil all of them.

I wish my webcam worked

vadermath · February 20, 2009, 12:35:20 PM

Your webcam works, but your computer explodes.

I wish the Empire Total War demo would come out already.

CN2 · February 20, 2009, 01:32:48 PM

It is out ^^ 4pm Today ^^ Shame your compuet cant play it, and you commit suicide.

I wish I had a better PC

vadermath · February 20, 2009, 03:28:14 PM

You get a better PC, but it has Windows 98 on it, and it's irreplaceable.

CN2 · February 20, 2009, 04:20:09 PM

I wish people didnt forget wishes D:

What a wonderful world that would be.

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