Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

be also an anteater

where did you people get this number?

[The Seamstress]

What number? I don't know of any number. Anyone else...? No...? We people don't know anything about numbers.

How do I become an anteater so I can be friends with an anteater?

[Jubal]

I think Books and Bone is basically about that right?

From what will the new world spring after Ragnarok?

[The Seamstress]

Bee poop, most probably.

What magic powers do socks possess?

[Jubal]

Disappearance and invisibility - but only one in each pair knows the spell.

Do we really need the letter X in the alphabet? Zylophone would sound the same, or heterodocksy.

[The Seamstress]

Well in German "Xylophon" would sound weird without the x, so I'd prefer to keep it there. Also who knows, we might need it when the aliens from Xrfefxf arrive. It would be considered very rude to pronounce that one wrong.

Who invented procrastination? I want to sue.

[Jubal]

Unfortunately it was Sue who invented it.


What is the fourteenth true name of biscuits?

[The Seamstress]

Crunchlords, Bringers of Crispy Joy.

What is the fifteenth true name of biscuits?

[Jubal]

Juan.

Why are the first to thirteenth true names of biscuits hidden from us?

[The Seamstress]

Because they who know the biscuits' fifteen true names will gain power over the biscuit realm, and biscuits have no intention to let anyone else challenge their rulership.

When was the biscuit realm created?

[Jubal]

Today at 11:14:22 PM


What don't the birds realise yet?

[The Seamstress]

Today at 11:14:22 PM

LIES, it was 00:14:22 :p


The birds don't realise yet that they'll be rulers of the biscuit realm eventually because they can just eat all the biscuits including crumbs and seize power.

Why are you in the wrong time zone?

[Jubal]

I am a Time Lord, I walk in eternity


Why does everything keep going wrong?

[The Seamstress]

Wibulnibs, I guess.

What's something that keeps going okay?

[Jubal]

Not me, that's for sure.


Why doesn't my keyboard have a NOPE key?