Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

Caterpillar boy?


Why do farms not farm gaur?

[The Seamstress]

Because farms don't farm anything, they're farms. It's the farmers who farm (on a farm). You'd have to ask the farmers why they don't farm gaur.

Why am I so tired today?

[Jubal]

Sevensleepers curled up in your brain.


Why aren't butterflies more buttery?

[The Seamstress]

They were, a long long time ago, but it severely impaired their ability to cling to plants, so they evolutioned out of it. They only kept the name for legal reasons.

Is there anything that can't be made & eaten in strudel form?

[Jubal]

Cardinality

Why can't you make cardinality strudels?

[The Seamstress]

Because this is some mathematics thing and you shouldn't put any of that in strudel. A chemical reaction with strudelity might turn it into poison.

What causes strudelity?

[Jubal]

Austrians.

What most makes Austrians different to Germans?

[The Seamstress]

Austrians are statistically grumpier than Germans, but have better food.

What most makes Austrians different to Brits?

[Jubal]

Sauerkraut consumption levels affecting DNA duplication

If you had to eat a fictional character, who would it be?

[The Seamstress]

Wha... no one? I'm not a cannibal! Pretty sure none of them would taste very good. Maybe Winnie the Pooh, he's full of honey. Or not. I don't want to. Poor bear. Eww.


Roses are red, violets are blue, why am I feeling unsure what to do?

[Jubal]

Violets are blue, roses are red, the world is in chaos and so is your head.


Limes are quite green, and lemons are yellow: how does a fellow best stop feeling mellow?

[The Seamstress]

Limes are quite green, and lemons are yellow, it is okay to sometimes feel mellow.
Some colours are dark, some colours are bright, the mellow fellow will be alright.


Are bugs called bugs because they bug everyone?

[Jubal]

Yes, but not in the sense of annoying them, in the sense that they're recording all your communications on tiny hidden microphones.

Why can't cricketers strigillate properly with their legs like crickets can?

[Glaurung]

Cricketers can strigillate, but the practice was banned in 1923 after a visiting team nearly caused a diplomatic incident.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

[Jubal]

Less wood than woodchucks chucked when woodchuck chucking would have meant woodchucks chucking as much wood as woodchucks could chuck wooden-faced until the wood was chucked instead of woodchucks deciding how much would they would chuck not how much wood they could chuck before woodchucks chucked it in.

Woodchuck working rights have somewhat improved since unionisation, you see.


Why would war warp walls where warm waters were washing what warty warriors wore?