Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[The Seamstress]

Short.

Why brain go brrr

[Jubal]

Brain too cold. Warm brain, then it will melt into puddle instead but no longer go brrr


Why is there rain in brain?

[The Seamstress]

Because otherwise there would just be b. The bees wouldn't like that.

Why is it "raining cats and dogs" and not "raining bunnies and hamsters"?

[Jubal]

The hamsters and bunnies are both endangered species now and cannot be precipitated legally any more.


What is the objectively best smiley?

[The Seamstress]

The smiley smiley. Is it sinister or is it friendly? It is a symbol of the universe's ambiguity.

What shall I do?

[Tusky]

You should whittle a beautiful swan out of custard.

How can we get all hills banned?

[The Seamstress]

We can't. People die on them all the time, so they're places of cultural significance and protected by UNESCO.


Why is my spoken English so much worse than my written English?

[Tusky]

I think maybe you have been using English soaps, and the language has absorbed into your hands.

If a cup of coffee formed a political party, what would it be called?

[The Seamstress]

I don't know what the coffee cup would be called if it formed a political party, probably the same as before. Carl or something.

What do the people really want?

[Jubal]

EMPANADAS!


Why is empanada a kind of food and not a royal court title?

[The Seamstress]

The Empanadire doesn't exist anymore therefore no one bears the title. The food is the last sad remnant of the once flourishing and glorious House of Empanadas.

What caused the downfall of the Empanadire?

[Jubal]

Dog whelks.

Why are trousers unnecessarily pluralised?

[The Seamstress]

Aliens.

What does the Goddess of All Cheeses do in summer?

[Son of the King]

Eat cheese.

Why does time go so fast?

[Tusky]

I am assuming you held your hands slightly apart when saying "so" to indicate how much you meant. Why does it go "so" fast? Hmm. I think perception.

Why are there no fast food places that do beans on toast?