Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

The ones that tried are all now has-beans.


Why is gumption not a common stat in games?

[The Seamstress]

Because if the characters had common sense things would be too easy.

Why has no one ever tried genetically engineering tomatoes to look like apples?

[Tusky]

I actual fact they did! Apples used to be smaller, squishy and red (like the tomatoes of today). This greatly confused everyone though, leading to people accidentally using apples in their pasta sauces and salads. So scientists had to genetically alter apples to be bigger and crunchier like we know them today.

How could I get the moon on a stick?

[The Seamstress]

1. Have stick.
2. Have spaceship.
3. Go to moon, use stick.


How can I create the best board game ever?

[Jubal]

Time travel back to before board game were invented and make any board game, which then from the perspective of that period is the best ever.

When will I be knighted?

[Tusky]

Now! Arise, sir Pangol.

What is my favourite portmanteau?

[The Seamstress]

Favmanteau? Portmafav?

What will Sir Pangol have to do to prove his honourable character?   

[Jubal]

What will Sir Pangol have to do to prove his honourable character?   

> LOOK CAPTAINLY

Why can't I have a pet owlbear?

[The Seamstress]

You can. The Owlbear Council has to approve, though. LOOKING CAPTAINLY alone isn't going to convince them, I'm afraid.

Why did I just eat six Triple Chocolate Cookies even though I knew I'd get chocolate-overload and feel bleh?

[Tusky]

Well you may feel bleh, but if it makes you feel better that is the correct number for the ritual of summoning for the grand cookie god! Triple 6 = 666.

Why did you wish to summon the grand cookie god?

[Jubal]

...I wanted to see if I could get him to give me a salami.

What are frost demons weak to?

[The Seamstress]

Matches.

Who fledoddles in grishop and heekles in krop?

[Jubal]

Tusky does, on the weekends at least


Are frost demons more weak to Tamerlane's Chess matches or Yak Polo matches?

[The Seamstress]

Tamerlane's Chess. Because I don't know and just guess.

What's the most useful totally useless thing humans ever invented?

[Jubal]

Me.


Whither now?