King of the Hill

[Cuddly Khan]

'Tear down the hill. Tear down the hill. Tear down the hill. Tear down the hill. Tear down the hill. Tear down the hill.' - Pink Floyd.

Note: I was paraphrasing from The Trial by Pink Floyd.

[Captain Carthage]

I'm bored. CTRL+ALT+DEL.

Restart. Hill in Scottish Highlands, man with stick on top. Begin

[debux]

I am the man with the stick. My Hill

[Cuddly Khan]

LOL. I'm leader of the Sniper Brigade, *BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG* no more man with stick.

MY HILL!!

[debux]

But I use my super invisibility cloak. You can't see me as I sneak up behind you and know you out cold with the soft part of my banana.

my hill (and my banana)

[Cuddly Khan]

*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM* Goes my tank brigade. No more Debux on hill (And no more banana)

MY HILL

[debux]

After mourning my banana for 7 moons, I decide to avenge it with a full scale attack upon "your" hill. My obsolete floppy disks render your defenses useless, forcing you to leave the hill in a hurry. Victory is mine (as well as the hill)

[Cuddly Khan]

*Rat-atat-atat* Goes my Heavy Gunner Team. No more Debux on hill or his 'obsolete floppy discs'.

[Cuddly Khan]

*Rat-atat-atat* Goes my Heavy Gunner Team. No more Debux on hill or his 'obsolete floppy discs'.

[debux]

But then I revive after the third day (yeah, reboot takes a long time), rising as the new Grass lord. My grass stems enter your armies mouths and choke them to death, or at least give them diarrhea, keeping them busy as I claim the hill as mine

[Cuddly Khan]

*ZAP* Goes my Necroposting Guild. Debux and his grass is stunned by my Necroposting skills and while he is staring at my Necroposting, eyes wide with amazement, I push him off.

MY HILL!!

[debux]

But then I summon the mighty Ban-Hammer, that bans you for "spamming" (excessive necroposting). Seeing that you were sent off to Tibeti-ecuador by the Ban-Hammer, I take the emptied hill for myself.

Mah Hillz

[Cuddly Khan]

I use my virus to infect your 'mighty Ban-Hammer' and it runs away in fright and you chase it. With no one owning the hill and I was the closest person I took posetion.

MY HILL!!

[debux]

But I use my piss-filled syringe, canceling the effects of your virus. My Ban-Hammer resumes its job of whacking anyone on top of the hill who isn't me. And now, it's immune to viruses because of the piss

mah hillz, yo

[Cuddly Khan]

only thirteen on this one. *CA-BOOM* goes my A-bomb. No more Debux on hill (and no more piss-filled syringe). I get into my anti-radiation super suite and take the hill for myself.

Myz Hell.