Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

Because I generously gave up my place to allow him to be. 

Why am I not working right now?

[Dimos]

Because you are the True Sultan. Sultans simply eat and have some sexual intercourse with the concumbines...



Why Jubal is such a glorious Sultan?

[debux]

Because he's a duke, a wanderer, a philosopher, a mariner, a warrior, a strategist, a storyteller, a wizard and a wayfarer, all at the same time.

Why haven't I bought M&B yet?

[comrade_general]

Because it costs so little.

How the heck did all this skin get on me?

[debux]

Because you forgot to make to make the snake dance-ritual to change your skin.

Why do we always use "x" and/or "y" for unknown variables in math?

[Dimos]

Because X and Y are the unknown children of our (true      ) ancestors, Adam and (New Year's) Eve.

Why those children remained unknown 'till Somid's Revealation in the year 2012 after J.C.? 

[debux]

Because Midos is the magical secret keeper of the World's Greatest Secrets!

Why was Midos chosen as the keeper of World's Greatest Secrets?

[feet]

Because he's self appointed.

Who cut the cheese?

[comrade_general]

Whoever smelt it dealt it.

Who ate the cheese?

[Dimos]

You did! Yes, you, the READER!

Why do you read my answer?

[debux]

Because I ran out of stuff to read

Why am I so good at procrastinating?

[Skull]

... what is that?

Best food in the world. You Germanic people are missing A LOT...

Back on the topic...

I don't know what does that mean... 


Why is Civ 4 so awesome?

[feet]

I don't know what that means...

What can I do to be able to fly?

[Skull]

Try like that medieval Chinese scientist dude that blew himself up.

Why is Civilization 4 so awesome?

[feet]

Because I haven't got to it yet

Why am I tired?