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Jubal
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 05, 2018, 10:43:36 PM »
Someone can. That someone is... NASA.
Who is NASA really?
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September 06, 2018, 04:59:32 AM »
I heard it's the Nose and Shoulder Agency, apparently they do aesthetic surgery - not that that's anything for me, I don't need that...
Where is NASA?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 10, 2018, 05:50:43 PM »
NASA is actually held in a quantum state orbiting a dead star just before the heat death of the universe - where only the most advance races can consult them about cosmetic surgery...
How did NASA become what it is?
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September 11, 2018, 05:43:39 AM »
Nepotism.
What is a morning?
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September 11, 2018, 09:08:51 AM »
A larger number of nings. A smaller number of them, of course, would be a lessning.
Why do venue planners insist on adding a front row to cinema and comedy venues? Everyone knows that nobody ever sits in them
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September 30, 2018, 12:36:30 PM »
They're for the cinema ghost. It's like phantom of the opera but a lot cheaper.
Why is tea limited?
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October 01, 2018, 05:27:37 PM »
Because God is dead and life isn't fair.
Why do I have to study?
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October 01, 2018, 05:31:17 PM »
The evil duckling queen said you had to. I don't make the rules.
Why don't I make the rules?
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October 01, 2018, 05:57:31 PM »
Because then the world might actually be a good place for once and we can't possibly have that.
Why can't the world be a nice place?
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October 01, 2018, 06:21:13 PM »
Because tea is only finite.
Why does the washing up always demand to be done?
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October 02, 2018, 07:01:48 PM »
You're being too lenient with them. Show them who is the real boss here and they will never dare question your benevolent dictatorship ever again.
Why do I always accidentally cook for 10 people instead of 1?
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October 04, 2018, 12:06:25 PM »
Due to a subconscious benevolence you probably acquired due to being hypnotised by a greedy hypnotist
Why do the horrible business dweebs on the apprentice get told they are fired when they are only actually applying for the position?
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October 04, 2018, 02:33:36 PM »
Because it's actually a job interview for flame-throwers...
How van I have so much to do and be bored at the same time?
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October 12, 2018, 10:33:31 AM »
You must just have lots and lots of very boring things to do. Simply make all your tasks revolve around fun things like eating fudge, watching films and playing with kittens
The wright brothers are generally attributed with building and flying the worlds first airplane. So what did the wrong brothers do?
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October 17, 2018, 09:35:20 PM »
They took planes apart and submerged them in the sea, of course...
Who is a what?
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