Author Topic: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Read 249525 times)

Tusky · « **Reply #1200 on:** October 27, 2018, 06:14:50 AM »

Because of quantum and the overproduction of waffles

who can take a rainbow, and wrap it in a sigh?

Caradìlis · « **Reply #1201 on:** October 27, 2018, 10:32:08 AM »

Poets.

Why do I let people be mean to me?

Jubal · « **Reply #1202 on:** October 27, 2018, 11:24:39 AM »

All part of the grand scheme, I have no doubt

Why do I get fat when I eat?

Glaurung · « **Reply #1203 on:** October 27, 2018, 05:41:26 PM »

Because you are not fitted with a matter transmitter to store the excess food somewhere else.

Why are humans not fitted with matter transmitters?

comrade_general · « **Reply #1204 on:** October 27, 2018, 06:47:25 PM »

They are, it's called a bum!

Can you eat piranhas before they eat you?

Jubal · « **Reply #1205 on:** October 27, 2018, 07:27:32 PM »

Well, you certainly can't eat them afterwards.

ლაპარაკობთ ქართულად?

comrade_general · « **Reply #1206 on:** October 27, 2018, 07:46:41 PM »

Kajiggery mafiggery ac ploziggery.

Can you snort lobster bisque?

Jubal · « **Reply #1207 on:** October 27, 2018, 07:55:37 PM »

No, it's impossible to buy the equipment anywhere nowadays.

Why doesn't this room have more sockets?

comrade_general · « **Reply #1208 on:** October 27, 2018, 08:03:13 PM »

What would be the point you don't even have a ratchet.

How do I destroy these flies that are overrunning my life?

Jubal · « **Reply #1209 on:** October 27, 2018, 08:43:32 PM »

File them.

How do I make more time happen?

comrade_general · « **Reply #1210 on:** October 27, 2018, 08:58:13 PM »

Addition.

How do I make time stop?

Jubal · « **Reply #1211 on:** October 27, 2018, 09:09:57 PM »

SCIENCE!

How do science?

comrade_general · « **Reply #1212 on:** October 27, 2018, 09:14:57 PM »

Fine, thanks, and you?

Jubal · « **Reply #1213 on:** October 27, 2018, 10:59:21 PM »

NEVER.

Dugongs. Explain?

comrade_general · « **Reply #1214 on:** October 28, 2018, 01:03:29 AM »

No I'm still currently a plain.

Is it possible that I don't have to ask a question?

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