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Jubal
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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October 28, 2018, 11:22:11 AM »
Only in theory but not in practice.
How do I write about monsters?
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October 28, 2018, 11:36:19 AM »
Write about humans, same thing...
Should I procrastinate?
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October 28, 2018, 12:06:02 PM »
No you should aristocrastinate. It's more posh.
What's the best way to weasel out of something?
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October 28, 2018, 01:34:46 PM »
Get a stoat, they're better at the job.
Who is the fake slim shady?
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October 28, 2018, 01:38:22 PM »
Where have all the flowers gone?
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October 28, 2018, 01:56:02 PM »
Gone for soldiers, every one.
Will ye go, lassie, go?
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October 28, 2018, 02:56:39 PM »
Lassie got mange and joined the post office reserves.
Is Meg a gem because gem is Meg spelled backwards?
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October 28, 2018, 03:01:18 PM »
No, Meg is a gem because Meg is made of a variety of the mineral corundum, consisting of aluminium oxide (α-Al2O3) with trace amounts of elements such as iron, titanium, chromium, copper, or magnesium.
Why can a fly fly, but a fish can't fish?
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October 28, 2018, 06:00:25 PM »
No opposable thumbs
Has there ever been a cannon what was canon?
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October 28, 2018, 06:59:19 PM »
Yeah, in Pirates of the Caribbean...
What constitutes food?
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October 28, 2018, 07:05:51 PM »
A food constituting machine.
Why can't you make roads out of tissue paper?
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October 28, 2018, 09:48:12 PM »
You can, but it takes up a lot of resources and is a waste of time...
What is sleep?
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October 28, 2018, 10:06:53 PM »
Why, of all people, are you asking me?
Why do so many things waste time instead of wasting thyme?
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October 29, 2018, 06:37:54 AM »
You wouldn't be asking that if you had ever seen my dad try to cook a casserole.
Zoo keeping, bee keeping... book keeping? Bees and zoos I can understand why are books so unruly that it requires someone to keep them?
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October 29, 2018, 08:37:42 AM »
You've obviously never been to the Restricted Section...
Why am I not allowed time travel?
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