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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #165 on: April 04, 2012, 12:00:34 AM »
Gas.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #166 on: April 04, 2012, 07:41:46 AM »
Because the sun is too close to the Earth.

When is it today?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #167 on: April 04, 2012, 08:25:56 AM »
Now.

When is tomorrow?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #168 on: April 04, 2012, 10:00:33 AM »
The day after yesterday.

What time is the time before the time before time which then creates time while being a time itself?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #169 on: April 04, 2012, 01:02:33 PM »
Today at 10:00:33 AM

Where is the time located?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #170 on: April 04, 2012, 11:03:17 PM »
I have it...

What is the airspeed velocity of a cooked potato?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #171 on: April 05, 2012, 08:39:06 AM »
1 km... PER MILLISECOND!!!

Where is there located?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #172 on: April 05, 2012, 09:43:23 AM »
Over there.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #173 on: April 05, 2012, 11:40:15 AM »
To eat... you did say meating... right?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #174 on: April 05, 2012, 11:42:07 AM »
It's called Serpantine

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #175 on: April 05, 2012, 12:28:27 PM »
Have Serpantine give you a ride.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #176 on: April 06, 2012, 12:46:24 AM »
If you fold the piece hamburger style then take a bite out of it, it starts just to the left of the mark left by your right lateral incisor.

What the portugal?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #177 on: April 06, 2012, 01:49:23 AM »
It flue to the hospital (Pun intended) after it exploded... spontaneously.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #178 on: April 07, 2012, 11:05:55 PM »
KILL IT WITH MUFFINS.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #179 on: April 11, 2012, 06:01:47 AM »
Give them killer muffins... FROM MUFFIN HELL!!!

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