Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[comrade_general]

The stencil guy.

What does red mixed with string make?

[Cuddly Khan]

Bloody Spaghetti!

What happens when you put wood with fire with water?

[Dimos]

A chair burns and it does not burn at the same time.

What's to happen if I move my finger one inch? 

[comrade_general]

Your head would turn inside out.

When does the color three begin when it is cold outside?

[Cuddly Khan]

When the number "C" eats it's morning lunch for afternoon breakfast before the after early morning.

When is the world NOT going to end?

[Dimos]

Yesterday it's not going to happen, 100% scientifically confirmed.

Where is the Lion that eats strawberry pies?

[Cuddly Khan]

Eating my strawberry pies.

[Silver Wolf]

What happened to Khan's stupid question?

[Othko97]

He ate it in the absence of his strawberry pies.

What happened to my stupid question?

[Cuddly Khan]

It ran away with my strawberry pie.

Where is the ground located?

[comrade_general]

Somewhere between here and eternity. (stupid answer?)

Which way is up?

[Cuddly Khan]

The way which isn't not down from the location of below the sky (what?).

What is a state of being?

[Dimos]

Seriously, a state of continuous becoming...

Stupid-ly it's a state of immobility of the whole!

What is the best way to become a philosopher?

[comrade_general]

Buy a hamburger but don't eat it.

Why is it that every time I go to think of a stupid question for this game I always first think of "Why is the rum gone?"?

[Cuddly Khan]

Because... I'M THE KING OF RUM AND YOU LOVE TO BOW TO ME!!!!

Why is there a clock on my computer?