Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

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comrade_general


Cuddly Khan

#181
A chair lift.

What is the definition of "Exilian"?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

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Dimos

It means ''Formerly Ill Ian'' Ex-ill Ian''  :)

How can you destroy a strawberry?  ::)
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Othko97

Throwing it to muffin hell!

Would you rather I asked this question, or someone else did?
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Silver Wolf

What question?

Why do people scream when you try to kill them using a spoon?
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Dimos

Because Silverwolf has flooded youtube with some videos that show himself killing a poor man with it! And again and again again, again and again, again and again!

What's the best way to destroy a spoon? 
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comrade_general

Throw it in with the salad forks.

When can I stop typing this sentence?

Cuddly Khan

When you manage to type a ♫.

When did I stop typing this sentence?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Dimos

Before I answered it.

Which is the quickest way to write a poem?
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Jubal

Plagiarise.

What isn't the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Silver Wolf

It certainly isn't equal to 0.

Can one ruler really rule them all? (We're talking about a ruler in metric units.)
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Jubal

If we make it King of all Rulers, yes.

Is a car better than a meerkat?
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Cuddly Khan

No, a whale is bigger than both. :P

Is a Khan better than a King?
Quote from: comrade_general on January 25, 2014, 01:22:10 AMMost effective elected official. Ever. (not counting Jubal)

He is Jubal the modder, Jubal the wayfarer, Jubal the admin. And he has come to me now, at the turning of the tide.

Dimos

No doubt he is... Who prefers houses than Yurts? Who prefers green European pastures than Asian wastelands? Who prefers Taking prisoners than killing whole Cities? None! All prefer to be Barbarian Khans and Khagans!

Is a King better than an Aristocrat?
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Jubal

No, because he's a turtle.

Who is the wobbliest of them all?
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