Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[comrade_general]

A forklift.

What is a thumb?

[Cuddly Khan]

A chair lift.

What is the definition of "Exilian"?

[Dimos]

It means ''Formerly Ill Ian'' Ex-ill Ian'' 

How can you destroy a strawberry? 

[Othko97]

Throwing it to muffin hell!

Would you rather I asked this question, or someone else did?

[Silver Wolf]

What question?

Why do people scream when you try to kill them using a spoon?

[Dimos]

Because Silverwolf has flooded youtube with some videos that show himself killing a poor man with it! And again and again again, again and again, again and again!

What's the best way to destroy a spoon? 

[comrade_general]

Throw it in with the salad forks.

When can I stop typing this sentence?

[Cuddly Khan]

When you manage to type a ♫.

When did I stop typing this sentence?

[Dimos]

Before I answered it.

Which is the quickest way to write a poem?

[Jubal]

Plagiarise.

What isn't the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Silver Wolf]

It certainly isn't equal to 0.

Can one ruler really rule them all? (We're talking about a ruler in metric units.)

[Jubal]

If we make it King of all Rulers, yes.

Is a car better than a meerkat?

[Cuddly Khan]

No, a whale is bigger than both.

Is a Khan better than a King?

[Dimos]

No doubt he is... Who prefers houses than Yurts? Who prefers green European pastures than Asian wastelands? Who prefers Taking prisoners than killing whole Cities? None! All prefer to be Barbarian Khans and Khagans!

Is a King better than an Aristocrat?

[Jubal]

No, because he's a turtle.

Who is the wobbliest of them all?