Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

4:27pm

Why aren't banjos banned?

[The Seamstress]

Because Jo voted against it.

Why did I just write in the wrong thread? (lol)

[Jubal]

Maybe you actually wronged in the right thread

Who was Angus really?

[The Seamstress]

An undercover agent of The Interplanetary Pizza Association, sent to earth to steal our best pizza recipes.


Who founded The Interplanetary Pizza Association?

[Jubal]

Angus.

How do we know that any of us aren't secretly agents of the Interplanetary Pizza Association?

[The Seamstress]

We don't. It wouldn't be a secret otherwise, would it.


We now know that we're not alone in the universe, there is other pizza out there. But where is it? And what is it made of?

[Tusky]

There is. It's actually the sun! If you listen closely you can actually hear the 'zza sound at the beginning of the famous celestial body. When Italians discovered it in 1726, they thought it so resembled the delicious meal they named it the pizzun. It has since lost the "pi" part.
Nobody actually knows what the Sun is made from, although the Italians think that it is formed from the building blocks of the Milky Whey, which scholars believe to be Whey.

Can a submarine ever truly be kept as a pet humanely?

[The Seamstress]

Yes, but you need a licence and it has to be approved by The Submarine Council. The Submarine Protection Law of 2010 explicitly states that any submarines have to be kept in groups of four, in their natural environment (the sea), and regularly checked by a specialised mechanic. The one exception is the endangered Yellow Submarine, which is monitored by the council in a secret location and must not, under any circumstances, be kept as a pet.


Why aren't all rocks sparkly crystal rocks?

[Jubal]

Sometimes rocks are a little bit sad, but that's OK.


Why is it that nearly everything in the observable universe has mass, but only a few human religious traditions actually celebrate mass?

[The Seamstress]

We live in a mostly secular world nowadays, and that's partly because at the beginning of the 20th century, the anti-mass movement campaigned against over-the-top worshipping. According to them, mass doesn't want to be celebrated. It just wants to mind its own business and be left alone.


Why are there so many bugs clinging to the outside of my windows, there's nothing to see here??

[Jubal]

They're making a fly on the wall documentary.

Why can't my fluffy toy owlbears do more of my work for me?

[The Seamstress]

They're all too busy being cute and have no time to do anything else.

Why do cherries grow on trees and not on the ground on small plants, like strawberries?

[Jubal]

It adaptively prevents tiny gnomes picking them and putting them on slot machine rollers in their illegal tiny gnome underground gambling dens.

Why do we call our voting members Citizens rather than Oozlefloups?

[The Seamstress]

I don't know. Maybe we should call them Oozlefloups.

What does "Oozlefloup" mean?

[Jubal]

The opposite of Puolfelzoo!

What's the least stupid question that still counts as both stupid and a question?