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Tusky

#1860
November 16, 2024, 11:20:07 AM
Someone that is aspiring to take over the job of the crop cube guy.

The Hawaaian flower garland is called a lei. A chicken lays eggs.... Could a chicken lei an egg?
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Jubal

#1861
November 18, 2024, 08:23:51 AM
No but if I sang a false song about one using a lei as a nest in a road siding, it could be a liying lay about a lay in a lei at a layby.


At what price wurbling?
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The Seamstress

#1862
November 18, 2024, 03:05:56 PM
99.99€, but if you order within the next 99 minutes you get it for only 9.99€. (Shipping not included.)

What's the most efficient way to transform everything into cake?

Jubal

#1863
November 26, 2024, 08:22:38 PM
Given that the universe is supposedly a tauroid, I think a very large bundt tin to fit it in seems sensible.

If Gawain met the Green Knight, who met the Magenta Knight?
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The Seamstress

#1864
November 26, 2024, 08:56:24 PM
Mawain, Gawains half-cousin from the seventh marriage of his grandma-in-law's step-brother. They didn't get along very well.

Which spell and/or potion should I use if I wanted to become a Plant-Human capable of growing strawberries in my hair?

Jubal

#1865
November 27, 2024, 04:09:17 PM
Erdbeercadabra!

Do I really have bags under my eyes, or is it truer to say that I have eyes over my bags?
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The Seamstress

#1866
November 27, 2024, 04:28:48 PM
The bags have won, no point in trying to pretend otherwise. Bags and dark circles have succeeded in their evil plot to make humans look constantly tired, and eyes are now a marginalised part of soc-eye-ety.

If curiosity killed the cat, who killed curiosity to avenge the cat?

Jubal

#1867
November 27, 2024, 05:02:15 PM
The Martians probably.

Why doesn't hydrology have more sloughs in it?
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The Seamstress

#1868
November 27, 2024, 05:29:33 PM
Because it's hydrology, not sloughsology.

Why are shiny things so fascinating?

Jubal

#1869
November 27, 2024, 10:15:45 PM
Because they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made...


What is the real reason one shouldn't drink different colours of wine in the same evening?
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The Seamstress

#1870
November 28, 2024, 06:28:31 PM
There's a 1000 year old feud between white and red wine you do not want to get involved in. So to avoid conflict in your stomach, don't mix them or they'll fight each other, turn into vinegar, and then eat you from within.


What is the best way to acquire the legendary and rather special One Hundred Blessings of The Goddess of all Cheeses?

Jubal

#1871
November 28, 2024, 09:12:50 PM
You must of course collect and make the Hundred Cheese Cheeseboard, fabled and only the preserve of the most dedicated cheese afficionados :)

If chocolate is the sweet food fountain and cheese is the savoury food fountain, what is the third Neutral Food Fountain to bring balance to the force fondue parties?
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The Seamstress

#1872
November 28, 2024, 10:04:45 PM
Liquified tofu fountain? Maybe?

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, but isn't actually a duck, what is it?

Jubal

#1873
November 28, 2024, 10:45:39 PM
Quote from: The Seamstress on November 28, 2024, 10:04:45 PMLiquified tofu fountain? Maybe?
This sounds ghastly but also I probably would try it.

Quote from: The Seamstress on November 28, 2024, 10:04:45 PMIf it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, but isn't actually a duck, what is it?
It is not to be touched, trusted, or taken lightly. Do not heed its quacks. Do not heed the voices asking for bread scraps. Do not go near the water. Do not heed the voices quacking for bread scraps (do not go near the water) do not watch as it swims (and you find yourself watching the swirls in the water) do not it is not a duck but yet it is so like a they are so like a duck they are quacking they are calling (do not go deeper into the water) they are quacking THEY RISE


Anyway, a silly question is required of me: if Exilian were a verb what process would it describe?
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The Seamstress

#1874
November 28, 2024, 10:55:06 PM
Quote from: Jubal on November 28, 2024, 10:45:39 PMIt is not to be touched, trusted, or taken lightly. Do not heed its quacks. Do not heed the voices asking for bread scraps. Do not go near the water. Do not heed the voices quacking for bread scraps (do not go near the water) do not watch as it swims (and you find yourself watching the swirls in the water) do not it is not a duck but yet it is so like a they are so like a duck they are quacking they are calling (do not go deeper into the water) they are quacking THEY RISE

This had me laughing out loud ;D (I will not go near the water!)


Hm, if Exilian were a verb... it would probably describe something like "become a friendly nerd among friendly nerds"? I'm doing my best at exilianing, anyway.


Why is creepypasta called creepypasta and not creepylasagne or creepypesto?
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