Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[The Seamstress]

Don't ask me, I'm not the smiley making person here. We have Gandalf though, that's close enough.

In a fight Gandalf vs. Baba Yaga, who would win?

[Jubal]

Gandalf, but Baba Yaga would get away easily what with the chicken legs.


Where do the high steps lead?

[The Seamstress]

Far away from the ground.


Can a whale and a beaver be friends?

[Jubal]

If they learn how to sing together, then all shall be well.


Where do the first notes of a spring chorus go to rest when their sound is spent?

[The Seamstress]

To Central Fralaploola. Poison jalapeno loaves are sold at a reasonable price there.


What if a vampire is allergic to blood?