Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

Someone thought they were un-phar


Why doesn't Carinthia have more Buddhist monasteries?

[The Seamstress]

Because the Carinthian Chamois Council decided against it.

How intelligent are pigeons?

[Jubal]

THEY KNOW.



Why isn't there more oud jazz music?

[The Seamstress]

It's considered too l-oud.

Why can't sharks fly?

[Tusky]

Pilots licenses are not written in shark-ese

What is the best way to sneak onto trains, in case they are watching?

[Jubal]

You need a lot of special train-ing


What's the worst thing to be named after?

[The Seamstress]

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz.

What makes apples so good?

[Jubal]

Their prowess with the dai-katana, honed from birth.

Why isn't there more quicksand around?

[The Seamstress]

It was all lost in the Bermuda Triangle.

Why don't we have pigeon overlords yet?

[Jubal]

They're waiting for a signal from the pigeon superlord

Why can't I just stop everything for a bit?

[The Seamstress]

You'd create a rift in the timeline, which would, following the law of the butterfly effect, cause the extinction of ants and an alien invasion in 2099.

Is "nothing" something, i.e. "nothing", or is "nothing" just nothing? But how would we know nothing is nothing if it isn't something?

[Jubal]

I know nothing about that.


What isn't happening, these days?

[The Seamstress]

Probably most of what I'd like to happen.


Why isn't the Bermuda Triangle talked about anymore, surely it hasn't stopped being dangerous?

[Jubal]

It has evolved into the Bermuda Quadrangle

In a few hundred years it'll be the Bermuda Circle and then who knows what will happen


Why can't pain be less painful?

[The Seamstress]

I wish I knew. Let me know if you find out.


If pangolins had a spoken language, what would it sound like?