Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

THEY AREN'T REAL and nor are the Ps.


Why do dictionaries have such poor diction? I can't even hear them speak when I ask them things!

[The Seamstress]

That's because they speak Dictionarese. It's inaudible and incomprehensible for humans, so there's no point in trying.

Who decided what colours everything is?

[Jubal]

The God of Ducks


Why aren't corks from Cork?

[The Seamstress]

Because they were invented by C.W. Cork and he's from Dublin. (Nothing about that makes sense.)


What does make sense?

[Jubal]

Sensibility.

What makes cents?

[The Seamstress]

Mint.

Why was the book called "Gone with the Wind" and not "Gone with the Rain"?

[Jubal]

The latter title was washed away.


If mint makes cents, what does thyme make?