Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

No idea, but the ENTIRE Royal Navy is looking for it...

Why is my decking broken?

[Caradìlis]

There is an elephant in your flat, let's not talk about it...

Why am I lazy?

[Tusky]

You have not eaten enough yogurt so your limbs are lacking the required calcium. Or possibly too much calcium and are having an overdose.


Can a rary really be tipped?

[comrade_general]

Yes, but don't give them any more than 20% of the total bill.

Do women really find it erotic when fish eat each other?

[Caradìlis]

Absolutely, why else do you think we hold monthly gatherings by the side of forest lakes under the full moon? Demon worship? Tsk...

Why do I need glasses?

[comrade_general]

Who said that?

What question should I ask?

[Caradìlis]

You just asked one.

What are curtains?

[Tusky]

Curtains are there to obscure the debauched nighttime activities of the window.


Where is the love?

[vulcanology]

Love can be found at a rather pleasant botanical garden down the road, if you bothered to look. It can be found in many forms, some of those forms include insects.

Why do I procrastinate?

[Caradìlis]

You don't. Time does not exist, therefore the passage of it is of no relevance...

What are books?

[comrade_general]

Diaries of a madman.

Are pigeons poisonous?

[Caradìlis]

Yes, why else do you think Joffrey choked on one?

Am I a blueberry?

[vulcanology]

Of course not you fool. Although, like a blueberry, you are in fact edible.

Socks are foot gloves, what are hand shoes?

[comrade_general]

Those things guys use to protect their junk.

Why is it still winter? (It's actually a serious question but should be stupid)

[vulcanology]

Ironically, global warming.

What IS a dog's purpose?