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Caradìlis

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #960 on: March 31, 2018, 06:22:39 PM »
Correct, I am the most heartless creature ever to walk the earth...

Why is the raven like a writing desk?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #961 on: March 31, 2018, 06:35:29 PM »
Both are featured in an oft-repeated nonsense question.

Why is a crow like a kitchen table?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #962 on: March 31, 2018, 07:06:48 PM »
Neither can sing...

Why is the tea always gone?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #963 on: March 31, 2018, 07:08:48 PM »
China hoards it.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #964 on: March 31, 2018, 07:15:39 PM »
Of course, I am a witch after all...

Why did I have to grow up?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #965 on: March 31, 2018, 07:24:42 PM »
You didn't no one forced you to.

What color is red?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #966 on: March 31, 2018, 08:07:06 PM »
*sung dramatically*
THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN!

Why aren't guitars made of cheese?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #967 on: March 31, 2018, 08:30:37 PM »
Because no one likes string cheese...

Why are people?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #968 on: March 31, 2018, 09:34:43 PM »
They are unpeople from the city of country.

Are gummy bears/worms alive?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #969 on: March 31, 2018, 09:43:05 PM »
Yes, you can hear them scream tiny squishy screams while biting their heads off...

Are stars real?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #970 on: March 31, 2018, 09:52:57 PM »
Stars are like trees.

Why do rivers smell?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #971 on: March 31, 2018, 10:07:20 PM »
Because they cannot see.

Are walls in any way similar to Julius Caesar?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #972 on: March 31, 2018, 10:24:00 PM »
Only at night when the ducks cry about chocolate.

What is this sentence about?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #973 on: March 31, 2018, 11:01:49 PM »
Fractals.

Why am I a trireme?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #974 on: March 31, 2018, 11:18:57 PM »
Because you are Boaty McBoatface.

Why am I a beef cow?