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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #945 on: March 30, 2018, 08:54:45 AM »
Norman Bates from the Psycho series (but not "Bates motel")


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #946 on: March 30, 2018, 10:54:13 PM »
My research. Because I did it.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #947 on: March 31, 2018, 08:24:26 AM »
Life.

Why is sunshine a thing?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #948 on: March 31, 2018, 11:39:28 AM »
Morecambe and Wise brought it.

Why didn't Barbarossa take up crochet?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #949 on: March 31, 2018, 12:11:58 PM »
By that time he's had enough of eberything that begins with cro... Crosses, crocodiles, crows, crochet - no thanks...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #950 on: March 31, 2018, 03:32:09 PM »
Only one of them has ever been used to wrench open a spaceship door in an emergency.

Why are elves similar to teabags?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #951 on: March 31, 2018, 04:00:44 PM »
You can put both of them in boiling water...

Why is a lamp the same as a bagel?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #952 on: March 31, 2018, 04:50:32 PM »
I'm not a lamp and I'm not a bagel either. Please don't eat me.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #953 on: March 31, 2018, 04:57:00 PM »
It is well known that you shouldn't eat anything that has experienced heightened stress levels...

What is eating?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #954 on: March 31, 2018, 04:58:36 PM »
The opposite of pooping.

Why are babies disgusting?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #955 on: March 31, 2018, 05:03:02 PM »
Humans taste horribly until they have matured...

What are postcards?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #956 on: March 31, 2018, 05:06:26 PM »
Anti-envelopes.

When is the apocalypse of the moon?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #957 on: March 31, 2018, 05:37:51 PM »
Two forty PM every second Tuesday.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #958 on: March 31, 2018, 05:50:16 PM »
Because the rum is always gone...

Why doesn't it rain?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #959 on: March 31, 2018, 06:16:05 PM »
Rain is and has always been a myth.

Can you feel nothing?