Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Tusky]

Norman Bates from the Psycho series (but not "Bates motel")


What's the best research?

[Jubal]

My research. Because I did it.

What's the best bad good worst game?

[Caradìlis]

Life.

Why is sunshine a thing?

[Jubal]

Morecambe and Wise brought it.

Why didn't Barbarossa take up crochet?

[Caradìlis]

By that time he's had enough of eberything that begins with cro... Crosses, crocodiles, crows, crochet - no thanks...

What's the difference between an orange and a water bottle?

[Jubal]

Only one of them has ever been used to wrench open a spaceship door in an emergency.

Why are elves similar to teabags?

[Caradìlis]

You can put both of them in boiling water...

Why is a lamp the same as a bagel?

[Jubal]

I'm not a lamp and I'm not a bagel either. Please don't eat me.

Why shouldn't people eat me?

[Caradìlis]

It is well known that you shouldn't eat anything that has experienced heightened stress levels...

What is eating?

[comrade_general]

The opposite of pooping.

Why are babies disgusting?

[Caradìlis]

Humans taste horribly until they have matured...

What are postcards?

[comrade_general]

Anti-envelopes.

When is the apocalypse of the moon?

[Jubal]

Two forty PM every second Tuesday.

Why am I sober?

[Caradìlis]

Because the rum is always gone...

Why doesn't it rain?

[comrade_general]

Rain is and has always been a myth.

Can you feel nothing?