Author Topic: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Read 248869 times)

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #915 on:** March 14, 2016, 11:29:38 PM »

Because if it was, then it wouldn't be paint at all!

What time is breakfast time?

Jubal · « **Reply #916 on:** March 18, 2016, 02:12:40 PM »

All the time

Why isn't mead biscuit shaped?

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #917 on:** July 29, 2016, 12:44:57 AM »

Because they make biscuit mixture out of rum instead. Mead is saved for chips.

Jubal · « **Reply #918 on:** July 29, 2016, 12:56:05 AM »

Why is your stupid question not being read out by a stupid giraffe?

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #919 on:** July 29, 2016, 01:41:20 AM »

Because giraffes don't exist.

Why are grammar is good?

Jubal · « **Reply #920 on:** July 29, 2016, 11:37:16 AM »

Grammer iss god becuz sleepeeling ys bezzed.

How did paintbrushes cause the American Civil War to end so abruptly?

Cuddly Khan · « **Reply #921 on:** July 30, 2016, 03:24:08 AM »

Because they tried to stab each other with them. It didn't work.

What is the answer to my question?

Jubal · « **Reply #922 on:** August 06, 2016, 12:45:09 PM »

It is the answer to your question.

Why must tankards replace goblets?

DeepCandle Games · « **Reply #923 on:** August 06, 2016, 01:25:53 PM »

Because gobbling food while you drink is bad for your health!

Why aren't honey bears as sweet as they sound?

Jubal · « **Reply #924 on:** August 06, 2016, 02:25:17 PM »

Because they're sour at heart.

When are Armenians?

Caradìlis · « **Reply #925 on:** February 23, 2018, 09:30:29 PM »

713.

Why am I?

Jubal · « **Reply #926 on:** February 24, 2018, 02:49:28 PM »

The penguin did it.

Who is the microphone?

Caradìlis · « **Reply #927 on:** February 25, 2018, 08:00:25 AM »

His name is mike, he hates his job...

What is colour?

Jubal · « **Reply #928 on:** March 03, 2018, 11:31:19 PM »

The absence of crane toads.

When does joy happen?

Caradìlis · « **Reply #929 on:** March 04, 2018, 07:12:13 AM »

Never.

What is music?

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