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Othko97

#885
November 23, 2015, 11:06:37 PM
Obviously we have the Central Business District, the main hole through which the light flows; followed by the Inner Shade City, where most of the light plankton live and hold the jobs of light production in the bulb. There is also the Subulbs and the Rural Urban Fish, which are further out and more wealthy.

Why was that question stupid?
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Jubal

#886
November 23, 2015, 11:30:17 PM
Because it didn't mention the phleen.

Explain the phleen, please, with reference to cotton wool and monocles?
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Othko97

#887
November 23, 2015, 11:36:27 PM
The phleen has occurred due to the great development in cotton wool society, unfortunately causing huge disparity in wealth between communities of cotton wool. The hard work of many poor families of cotton wool support an aristocracy of richer and lazier cotton wool. The richer cotton wool frequently require monocles fitted, as they unfortunately often are inflicted by eye gout, a terrible condition occurring only in cotton wool, which of course has no eyes. The fitter of these monocles by royal appointment is colloquially known as the phleen in the Eastern marches of the great Cotton Kingdom of Woollus Cottonia.

Why are you so interested in the socio-economic subtleties of cotton wool anyway?
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Jubal

#888
November 23, 2015, 11:38:00 PM
Because ONLY YOU CAN KNOW THE ANSWER, CHARLES. ONLY YOU.

Why do you never admit that your name is actually Charles?
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Othko97

#889
November 23, 2015, 11:39:33 PM
Because you know I prefer to go by Charlie, DAMN IT!

Why do you refuse to humour me in this regard?
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Jubal

#890
November 23, 2015, 11:40:30 PM
Because the humours are imbalanced, I have too much melancholic, as you well know.

Why does nobody use Galen in hospitals nowadays?
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#891
November 23, 2015, 11:43:14 PM
Because hospitals abandoned science ever since that darn upstart Semmelweis!

Why did we stop bloodletting?!
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Jubal

#892
November 24, 2015, 10:53:50 AM
Because we turned our face away from Khorne.

Should we offer blood for the blood god, or cupcakes for the cupcake fairy, or both?
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#893
November 24, 2015, 12:24:55 PM
Blood cupcakes for the blood cupcake god fairy.

Skulls for the skull throne or marbles for the marble gnome?
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Jubal

#894
November 24, 2015, 12:33:15 PM
Pie.

Whyfore hast thou pie?
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#895
November 24, 2015, 02:13:06 PM
Pi.

Was whyfore ever a word?
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Jubal

#896
November 24, 2015, 03:43:36 PM
Whyforever not?

Maps; are they octave compatible?
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#897
November 24, 2015, 04:31:57 PM
Nope, they work  with heptaves.

Why isn't a semicolon half a colon?
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Jubal

#898
November 24, 2015, 04:40:23 PM
Because the doctor screwed up the colonoscopy.

Why is cold cold?
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Othko97

#899
November 24, 2015, 05:53:17 PM
Because it's not hot.

Why is cold not hot?
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