Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Lady Grey]

They're actually small impostor robots designed to look like ducks.

Why are they being helped through?

[Son of the King]

Because the goose is in charge.

Who is the goose?

[Lady Grey]

A suspicious-looking figure at the far end of the bar. Seems close to the bartender, as they keep whispering to eachother every so often.

Why is PVA Glue always the answer?

[Son of the King]

Because the ducks invented it.

Why are ducks a conspiracy?

[Lady Grey]

Because of the secrets they hold behind their cold eyes and pursed beaks.

Why does Grandmother live in the middle of the woods anyway?

[Son of the King]

Because she likes trees.

Does she have a duck?

[Lady Grey]

Probably not. They're too noisy.

Did I just blow your mind?

[Son of the King]

No, you blew your tea.

Duck or goose?

[Lady Grey]

Capercaillie.

Highlighter blue or highlighter happy?

[Jubal]

Blue. I feel blue.

Doctor whattheheck?

[Othko97]

You want Doctor Whatthehell, just down the corridor.

To necropost or not to necropost?

[Jubal]

There is no necroposting. There is only Rick Astley, now and always.

What is the One True Word of Rick?

[Othko97]

Astley.

What is the most false word of Rick?

[Jubal]

Astley. There is only one word of Rick.

When will microphones?

[Othko97]

31st February 2054

Why did microphones?