Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Gmd]

To destroy mankind with pine needle injuries.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Son of the King]

None, why would it want to waste time chucking wood around.

What time is it Mr Wolf?

[Lady Grey]

Time they cast Johnny Depp to play me in a poor film adaptation.

What's in the box?

[Son of the King]

A bowl.

What's in the bowl?

[Lady Grey]

YOU get in the bowl!

Why don't they just extend all the trenches?

[Son of the King]

We can't dig it all in one weekend!

What is a great way to end the day?

[Lady Grey]

Evidence of a 12th Century ditch.

Where are the Adventurer and the Princess now?

[Son of the King]

Sat on a bookshelf over there.

Where is the horse and the rider?

[Lady Grey]

Surviving an impossible fall off a fallen branch down a gorge into a river.

Where is the bright hair flowing?

[Son of the King]

Behind the hills.

What does the sun shine on?

[Lady Grey]

Everyone wearing blue socks.

Where are my ducks?

[Son of the King]

Not stolen yet.

What does the river sing?

[Lady Grey]

It's singing the song of 'help, I fell and now I can't get up, and I'm rolling uncontrollably and unpredictable to my doom!'


Where's the Tea?

[Son of the King]

Still in the kettle.

Where's the kettle?

[Lady Grey]

On an all-inclusive holiday in Malia.


Why can they never prove it?