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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #930 on: March 06, 2018, 10:06:23 PM »
Maps are music.

When is music?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #931 on: March 06, 2018, 11:08:15 PM »
Never and always...

Where is life?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #932 on: March 18, 2018, 10:55:16 AM »
Wherever it wants to be.

Guitars - why?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #933 on: March 18, 2018, 11:34:31 AM »
Because paper, that's why.

What is a blanket?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #934 on: March 18, 2018, 11:37:40 AM »
A hyperdimensional non-euclidean manifold of FLUFF AND EXCELLENCE that also eats people sometimes.

Why is light not heavy?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #935 on: March 18, 2018, 11:58:35 AM »
It is actually, it's just too fast to stay on the scale for long enough to be measured.

Why does wood burn?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #936 on: March 18, 2018, 12:21:58 PM »
Wood is made up of a perfectly aligned array of matches - like electrons in a battery. Similarly when wood burns and expends it's energy the matches become misaligned, which gives it it's black appearance.

If you plant a wig, would a human head grow?






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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #937 on: March 18, 2018, 12:23:11 PM »
No, that's how the terrifying carnivorous wig-wigs are made. You fool, you've doomed us all!

What do penguins do on tuesdays?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #938 on: March 18, 2018, 01:00:15 PM »
They build rockets and travel to the moon.

Where does the moon go every day?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #939 on: March 18, 2018, 01:53:22 PM »
Bognor Regis.

Where do I find the sword of Gooraglag the gorlificant?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #940 on: March 18, 2018, 03:07:33 PM »
He swallowed it for a dare...

What are cookies?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #941 on: March 18, 2018, 04:04:26 PM »
Light and truth and holiness brought in their purest form to earth.

When did the dawn end?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #942 on: March 18, 2018, 04:07:14 PM »
713 AD.

Why is chocolate?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #943 on: March 19, 2018, 05:37:29 PM »

Chocolate was first accidentally created by the incans. It was then known as chocl'ot and believed to be the droppings of the great god choxlotl. They used it as a tincture to calm the elderly when they became excessively unruly.


You cannot saw the sea with a seesaw, that is ludicrous. So my question is: What CAN you saw with a seesaw?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #944 on: March 19, 2018, 06:35:47 PM »
Eyes.

Who is research?
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